Count Kreepyhead's Saturday morning monster mash

check for staples!

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 17:19:03 -0400

Look, I'll be honest with you, we can go on some weird tangents, but this might the cake, because one of the Mike's rambles in length about his colonoscopy... on a pod cast about toys, look we also talk about things like GI Joe and horror movies and transformers and all that too, but this episode has like 100x more man butt.

Liberace's Ghost

Wed, 01 Apr 2026 19:03:56 -0400

Big episode this week as we discuss dozens of topics including but not limited to, the proper amount of sauce on spaghetti, black major gi joes, night of the living dead action figures, jesus toys, gwar, and so much more. Tune in and enjoy!

Twerkin' Birkin

Mon, 09 Mar 2026 18:39:20 -0400

With the launch of resident evil 9 we thought it was appropriate that we dedicate an episode to the video game franchise we love, but don't worry we still go to all those weird places you love like the garbage pail kids movie, and action figure news like gi joe and Godzilla. So sit back, relax and listen to us ramble about Raccoon city and zombies for 2 hours.

two joes one Kup

Wed, 18 Feb 2026 16:09:01 -0500

Big week on the show as we discuss all things Toyfair 2026! The highs, the lows, the gizmo ducks. Also we discuss the horror of Arbor Day, Mike's birthday and our old friend Werner stops by.

Spiders and Teeth Everywhere!

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 18:15:54 -0500

We keep going on these long breaks, and we are sorry for that, but sometimes when you're as awesome as us- these things happen. Anyways were back to talk about the Masters of the universe trailer, gi joe reveals, new he-man toys, transformers and for some reason Leisure Suit Larry.

Listen now duderinos

Two hours in length

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 16:28:55 -0500

We have survived 2025 and now we roll into 2026 with fresh yet crusty eyes ready to talk about all the nerdy things that excite us at the moment. Stranger things, super powers, Dracula, Helen Keller, Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Battle beasts, Zombies! Get ready everyone, we were talkative.

The Ranchening aka Xmas 2025

Sun, 21 Dec 2025 22:21:55 -0500

This year for xmas I asked Santa for one thing and one thing only and that was Josh back, wrapped up with a bow under my tree. Did Jolly ole Saint Nick deliver? He sure did, and Josh brought Ray Romano too! It's our annual holiday episode and we bring all the shenanigans you expect and then some. Listen Now!

Tastes like happiness

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 19:03:39 -0500

Is there anything more Thanksgiving than the smorgasbord? A dozen delectable dishes to choose from and enjoy without judgement, and now you can taste all the flavors of stupid, weird and nerdy with the first annual Count Kreepyhead Thanksgiving special where we talk about a dozen or so bite size topics and give you the audio equivalent of a turkey day dinner without that one relative that wants to talk about politics or aunt Judy forcing you to eat her ambrosia salad. Enjoy!

8 Buttholes Worth of Butt Dust aka we love tiny monsters

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 20:39:20 -0400

This is it, by far the most unhinged episode we have ever done. It was supposed to be a fun discussion about the greatest tiny monsters of all time, our own sweet 16 bracket of killer puppets and toilet monsters, but holy smokes do we go off on some insane and hilarious tangents in particular pink eye, Helen Keller and what might be our new business venture! Listen and prepare to laugh you fools!

The Mayonnaise Milkshake (aka the NYCC news episode)

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 22:32:35 -0400

This episode was recorded during the new york comic con to get our live reaction to all the late breaking news about toys and other nerdy things, but per usual we wander off into juvenile humor and wonder what a Nicolas Cage roller coaster would be like and profess our undying hatred of Mayo. Seriously its nasty.

The Rusty Zipper

Fri, 03 Oct 2025 22:16:21 -0400

The boys have carved some time out of their very busy lives to talk about, toys (shocker), dangerous amusement park rides, crypto-zoology, the universal monsters and fentanyl folds! Enjoy dudes!

The Green Beaver

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 19:30:20 -0400

With one Josh fighting the empire on the moon of Endor the Mike's have no choice but to call in their long time friend and fellow Rad Panther the other Josh aka "Long Box". We know you're expecting lots of talk about toys but these 3 idiots cant help themselves! tune in for lots of talk about the Halloween franchise, comic book character tropes and time travel! Also listen for your chance to win a free creature from the black lagoon action figure!

Surfs up Skeletor

Fri, 22 Aug 2025 20:47:01 -0400

Have you ever sat down and asked yourself, what were my favorite toys as a kid, more importantly, do I have a top ten? Well we do. It's a very special episode time baby. Our person top 10 action figures of our childhood! Enjoy!

symbiotic Josh in a jar

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 18:41:30 -0400

Tired, exhausted, and barely clinging to life the boys continue their life long battle juggling adult responsibilities with their inability to grow up. Can they manged to work their jobs, fight strange medical ailments and ponder the mysteries of the universe while also making a hit pod cast with tens of twenties of listeners? tune in to find out!

Laser Dave ruins this podcast

Thu, 31 Jul 2025 18:12:49 -0400

After a very long break the show is back, and dear god do we have audio problems. I apologize in advance but if you can stomach everyone sounding like robots, I promise you we have lots of cool stuff to talk about including sdcc reveals, josh's adventures in LA, Mike's adventures in NJ and our new friend, LASER DAVE

Best Of Kreepyhead: The Sandworm

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 21:44:42 -0400

Dear Listeners: Fear not, we have not gone anywhere, life, or more importantly work has gotten in the way. In the mean time enjoy some deep cuts from years past that our listeners love. Up today is the spine tingling tale of Mike's encounter with the dune sandworm toy and how it scared him for life. Enjoy!

Best of Kreepyhead: Leather Daddy Grizzlor

Sun, 06 Jul 2025 20:14:25 -0400

What starts as a greatest he-man figure of all time episode some how ends up in a hilarious and bizarre fantasy world where Grizzlor is a gay icon. We willed this into existence and we will never take it back. You're welcome and enjoy this classic episode.

Ed Gein, The original banana in pajamas !

Wed, 25 Jun 2025 21:16:11 -0400

Oh you know, just your typical episode where we complain about man child problems like the insane heat, transformers and why leather face cant fit properly in his tiny plastic chair. Also mentioned, zombie toys, lots of texas chainsaw massacre talk, and batman cereals.

The Noid is cooler than Hannibal

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 20:29:25 -0400

Josh returns, no not that Josh, the other Josh that does the funny voices. We dive deep into all sorts of crazy like The Noid, Shakes the Clown, Audio problems and we say goodbye to Muppets 3D. Buckle up and enjoy the show.

The smurfette of California Raisins

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 15:04:36 -0400

Hey we are back, and this week we have a special guest, that's right, professor long box returns to talk comics, California raisins , legos an the urban dictionary, enjoy!

MY MOP!

Wed, 28 May 2025 21:04:00 -0400

Welp, it's our 150th episode, and we have a lot to say about life, the universe, tor johnson, hot sauces, UHF, toys, marvel legends, werner herzog, boys without bones, man I could go on and on or you could just listen yourself.

Boil a hot dog for the lord

Tue, 20 May 2025 16:17:01 -0400

Rejoice as we find life after the death of skype! The boys are back with talk of blind boxes, sad clowns and the proper way to cook hot dogs.

Easter Slugs & Centaurs

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 16:33:36 -0400

The boys return, sleep deprived and almost insane. Prepare yourself for tales of Easter Slugs, Centaur sex and Josh's totally awesome one of a kind action figure!

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a podcast

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 18:39:56 -0400

Hey everybody :Trigger warning: we had to get political for a minute as we discussed the effect of the trump tariffs on the toy community.

Otherwise we go deep into all of your favorite topics like Yo gaba gaba, Beast Box, the new daredevil show and to the shock of no one, what the muppets would sound like if they were in boogie nights. At any rate, enjoy.

Pickleball, what the hell?

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 18:44:09 -0400

The show returns to it's regular format as the boys cover wondercon, their piles of toys purchased this last month, and a surprise new guest who happens to be someone's long lost love!

The Greatest Horror movie kills ever

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 18:06:02 -0400

We're back with some march madness fun as we have a fun bracket episode with a discussion of the greatest horror movie kills ever. Did your favorite make the list? listen now to find out.

Chicken Nuggets & Buttered Noodles

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 18:56:02 -0500

This weeks episode is a massive recap of news coming from New York toy fair 2025, but if that's not your jam, fear not! we also talk about pants for robots and our love of dinosaur shaped food. Enjoy.

Magic Buttholes

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 19:42:10 -0500

In this weeks episode we discuss the startling new trendy with kids these days, collecting magic buttholes! Also brought up, doh like molding compound, blokees, and the proper way to have a pencil thin mustache. Enjoy!

Butt cereal on yeti mountian

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 21:07:33 -0500

Josh returns after a month long hiatus to regal us with tales from the assembly required convention- Play Doh, ball barrings and missing teeth oh my! also discussed- appreciating kids art work and cenobites working at tgi Fridays because why not.

Snake eyes version 54

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 17:11:58 -0500

When Josh is away, things get weird. How weird? cryptids! The Bronze Bombers! Exploding heads! Also GI Joe news, Fisher price castles and a very special guest host

Bandaids in your mouth

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 21:08:01 -0500

Another crazy episode that veers into very immature places pretty quickly as the gang tries to stay focused and talk about cool things like Blokees, Ninja Turtles and Playdoh. Also in this episode our 2024 toy of the year awards. Enjoy!

Urinal Ice

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 21:21:31 -0500

After a month long hibernation the crew is back to talk about all the awesome toys they got at xmas, gigantic cat turds, and middle earth, because why not. Remember to find us on the socials for your chance to win a Kreepyhead T-shirt!

Bark out a dirt snake for Xmas.

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 18:09:08 -0500

It's our annual holiday extravaganza where we don't try to hard, give each other gifts and act extra stupid. Fun things to expect in this episode: Stockings! Bio Flesh! Vince Neal! It's madness I tell you!

Batman's Abs vs. The North pole.

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 11:51:37 -0500

Have you ever asked yourself, what if someone tried to raid the north pole? What would that take? How hard would that be? And just who would you recruit to do that job? Well worry not, in today's "Very special episode" we do just that!

But Gladiator has sharks in it...

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 17:18:34 -0500

Tired of Thanksgiving leftovers? Don't worry, us too. In this weirder than average episode we discuss our love of pack in figures and cool accessories, we bemoan the gradual decline of the Muppets at Disney, we have some ground soup and lastly we finally admit how hard it is too pee without ruining your pant leg. Listen today!

Hot Dog Hands

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 17:15:19 -0500

Oh you know, typical episode stuff. We talk about peace, love, muppets, transformers, sticking toys up our butts, and the thought provoking question: what if Tarman were made out of ice cream. Enjoy.

The Coolest Vampire Ever!!!

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 18:31:09 -0400

Have you ever been up late at night, unable to sleep because you can't answer the question that's plagued you since the day you were born, really, just who is the coolest vampire of all time. Is it Bella Lugosi? Nosferatu? It's an important question that needs answers! Luckily for you, we have the answer! Tonight on Halloween we finally answer the question, Who is the coolest vampire ever! The answer will shock you!

Clown after clown after clown

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 18:02:29 -0400

This just in: Josh hates clowns, like he's terrified of them, and we get to hear about it in depth. Also in this episode, Mike encounters a deer in a moment of duress , yarn cannons and where the hell is gill-man?

My muppet lover

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 19:31:19 -0400

It started off as a regular episode, we were talking about toys, making fart jokes, but then... something happened. Somebody on the show has an earth shattering, deeply disturbing, and frankly hilarious fetish. Who is it? what is? listen now to find out.

Evil Dumpster Ventriloquist Dummy

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 18:23:31 -0400

Kind of a regular week on the show, and by regular I mean we talk about the Venture Brothers, Ninja Turtles, haunted dummies and drug addicted sea monsters.

Grave Robbing Heebie Jeebies

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 18:15:42 -0400

After another comically long break the show has returned, again, this time with more roller coaster stories, more grave robbery, more robot dinosaurs, and more Weekend at Bernie's!

My Grandmother looked like Rodney Dangerfield

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 17:49:21 -0400

This is a pretty awesome episode if I say so myself. Such great topics like our love of early 90's rap, dungeons and dragons, solving every problem with toys and oooooo yes Paul Bearer are covered. Listen now!

Marty Felidman eyes

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 17:47:06 -0400

Wow two weeks in a row of podcast episodes! We are on a roll baby. This week we talk about all kinds of cool stuff, like Godzilla, Aliens, and the deep sultry gaze of one Mr. Marty Feldman.

I would sell hot dog buns

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 21:19:54 -0400

After some crazy delays, we are back with a vengeance with tales of mad science, batman, ninja turtles and cookie monster? That's right we are giving away a super 7 reaction cookie monster this week so listen now to find out!

Paperclip warriors

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 17:29:02 -0400

After a long vacation have returned with epic vacation tales, amazing toy hauls, and more sdcc toy news than you know what to do with. buckle up peanut this is an epic episode!

Death, with a hint of milk

Tue, 09 Jul 2024 20:07:07 -0400

It's one of those all over the place episodes where we rant about martians, domestic living, Sam the Eagle, Mr. Rodgers and for some reason the Bananas in Pajamas. enjoy

Screaming about bread

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 16:34:56 -0400

Hey, Josh is back just in time for count kreepyhead to celebrate 3 years of wholesome family fun! We talk about all sorts of stuff like how conventions need to lower prices, our utter joy at the return of o ring gi joes, and most importantly how awesome bread is. Seriously, have you had any bread lately? It's the best

Would you rather?

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 14:16:08 -0400

And were back with a "Normal" episode were we talk about tons of toy and horror news, smashing ramen with a hammer, our love/hate relationship with loot crate and everyone's favorite game, Would you rather!

do-de-do-do-do the greatest X-Men toy

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 19:20:50 -0400

The summer of special episodes begins with the greatest x-men toy of all time, a battle that takes many crazy twists and turns and I promise you that you have no idea who is gonna come out on top with this one- it was nuts.

Skippy the spider

Tue, 21 May 2024 21:21:05 -0400

In what will come as a shock to no one, in this weeks episode we have zero focus. Such topics as play doh, gi joe, plasma balls and our dreaded annual human resources compliance reviews are discussed.

Try Leprosy

Wed, 15 May 2024 16:16:10 -0400

Cats: Furry little bundles of love, or sleeper agents in a war you could never understand. The count has activated Operation: Black Falcon, if your fur baby is acting suspicious, don't be alarmed, we just asked them to maybe kill some people, or puke on the floor, the directions were vague.

Anyways, this weeks episode focuses on the Mcfarlane Monsters play sets, westerns and how great a version of build a bear for men would be. Enjoy.

Chesticles : The greatest Ninja Turtle toy ever

Wed, 01 May 2024 17:00:57 -0400

Well, it's been a while since we had a fun bracket episode so why not see who the greatest ninja turtle toy of all time is. I'm going to tell you now, expect to be shocked, surprised and titillated! Also a wedding announcement! OMG!

Snaggletooth eyes

Wed, 24 Apr 2024 17:18:12 -0400

Oh you know, typical kind of episode. We talk toys. Cartoons. Sex with two headed women. yep, very typical.

A is for Anus

Wed, 03 Apr 2024 16:57:54 -0400

It's Josh's Birthday! Yay!!!!! to celebrate all things Josh we have a special guest come on for some birthday wishes, yes that's right Arnold! Also discussed but not completely related, tons of masters of the universe, marvel and monster high news.

Your cat's favorite podcast

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 17:36:39 -0400

The Gang is back together, Josh makes his triumphant return and we finally address the secret to our success, cats. Also enamel pins, ninja turtles the Easter bunny and he-man!

unfocused collectors

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 19:59:34 -0400

In a surprise plot twist this week, Mike and Mike find themselves Joshless. How do they cope? Can they function as adults? How long before madness and cannibalism take over the show? Actually nothing that crazy happened and Mike and Mike had fun talking about building spaceport dioramas and touching your eye when there's cheeto dust on your finger, but hey you can imagine our show is like Lord of the Flies if you want.

Episode titles we cant use

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 16:48:48 -0500

Sometimes you just need to let your hair down and be stupid, and yes I know that term is used loosely for us, but today we threw the rules out the window and just had a good time talking about some of the most evil fictional characters ever and how they would fit into our imaginary fighting game. Prepare to not get what you're expecting.

We are all on TUBI

Wed, 28 Feb 2024 19:52:34 -0500

How far is too far when you're the cool aunt and uncle, this is a tough question, and the answer involves the video game "High on life". We also rave about He-Man revolution and test out new headset's live on air, good times for everyone!

Screaming Garbage Woman

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 17:34:18 -0500

Josh returns from his sabbatical to the holy land (assembly required convention) and he tells us tales of tattoos, he-man, and Arby's roast beef. Along the way we laugh, we cry, and we get lost in irrelevant topics because that's what we do best.

Make it weird

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 17:07:50 -0500

Josh is missing, Mike is sick, the other Mike has brain scramblies, that means there is only one person who can save the show before things get too weird, and that's Samm! Don't worry, it still gets really weird.

The greatest Saturday Morning Cartoon of all time.

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 16:40:53 -0500

For a show that has Saturday Morning in the title, it sure did take us like 110 episodes to get to the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon didn't it? Sorry about that. But hey enjoy the battle for the greatest Saturday Morning cartoon of all time, its a blood bath.

Famous Buttholes

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 15:53:39 -0500

Typical week here at Count Kreepyhead, we talk about toys, Godzilla, video games, the terrifying tale of the cursed missile firing Boba Fett, celebrity buttholes... you know regular adult conversation. Yep. That's us. 101% normal.

Gummy Bear Marker Soup

Wed, 10 Jan 2024 20:06:27 -0500

New year, same old podcast! The boys are back talking about what they got for xmas, upcoming fun from the assembly required convention and a deep probing discussion about coin purses.

Ho-Ho Homicide

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 15:21:28 -0500

It's XMAS time, and you know what that means! Holiday shenanigans, featuring Dorf, Mighty Max, Boglins.... it's so much insanity I'm having trouble explaining it.

25 festive chunks

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 18:11:32 -0500

It's the almost x-mas episode where Samm returns to join us in all sorts of shenanigans. Boiled Spaghetti! Steven Segal! Darla... Who the hell is DARLA?!?!

Ninja Turtle Fruit Pies are nasty

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 22:02:53 -0500

Ah, turkey day what better time to discuss things like Bon Jovi, Dildos, Robocop, and quite possibly the grossest food ever invented... Cranberry Sauce, just kidding its Ninja Turtles fruit pies, barf!

Scooter/Skeeter

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 18:43:58 -0500

As we promised, the show has returned to its classic format where we rant about toys and random craziness like how fed up we are with Chris Pratt being everywhere and despite our best efforts, Josh showed us even more Muppets insanity. Fun times for everyone!

Welcome to Zoloworld

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 19:59:37 -0500

We are joined this week by special guests Mike and Kreg from the awesome company Zoloworld, we dive deep into the world of protective action figure cases, our love of Remco, and some very awesome news about Night of the Living Dead. Buckle up, its a great episode.

Muppet Kombat

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 17:30:29 -0400

It's almost Halloween so you know what that means! A very special episode! Here's the game we invite you all to play at home: We have picked 16 of the greatest muppets of all time and forced them to fight to the death (theater of the mind dude), and in the end the only winner will be your very sick sense of humor! Seriously though this one goes places we were not expecting. Enjoy!

Total Zoey Takeover

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 19:35:29 -0400

What does the count do when he has no ideas for this weeks episode? He hands the reigns over to a maniacal 8 year old. I hope you like farts, and butts

100 times the Bleh

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 20:55:14 -0400

Well its finally here, the most insane, the most incredible , the most...just like all our other episodes installment of Count Kreepyhead. We have giveaways! Werner Jokes! and Josh's epic adventure to Disneyland, or world, the one in Florida. Enjoy

FIST TIME!

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 18:24:54 -0400

After a short summer hibernation the gang is back with all the zany stupidity you would come to expect. discussed this week are marvel legos, snake mountain, and Josh's shocking Disney secret (oooo what is it? tune in to find out)

Dumpster fire theater: Hard ticket to Hawaii

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 20:30:55 -0400

On this episode of dumpster fire theater we ask the important question, is there anything better than bimbos, missile launchers, razor freebees and insane toilet snakes? The answer is no if you're curious.

Betty White eats a baby

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 21:41:04 -0400

When we have slow weeks on the show we like to do what are called "Very Special Episodes". This weeks episode is a doozy. We present the audience with a question. If you could visit dead celebrities in a museum, which one would you pick? Then Mike, Josh and Mike pick who they would put inside their respective attraction. Have fun and enjoy the chaos as we quickly descend into madness.

Try everything once, except Meth.

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 20:15:35 -0400

And were back for another crazy week, joined by the always badass Samm. We comb through all of the awesome power-con reveals and sit around the fire as Samm tells us stories of her bad-assery. Sit back and enjoy its a fun ride.

These G.I. Joes suck!

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 15:10:46 -0400

Did you have a giant pile of g.i. joes as a kid? Did some of them suck? today we take a deep dive and check out some of the less cool, always killed first kind of joes that we all had. I would also be an idiot if i didn't also mention we spend a great deal of time gushing over the new ninja turtles movie and making splinter tell us all the mutants he would or wouldn't sleep with. Enjoy

Today’s secret word

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 20:07:42 -0400

This weeks episode pays tribute to the late, great, Paul Rubens. Also discussed are the lengthy SDCC reveals, a lovely vacation to Canada and we are joined by a surprise guest, the CEO of Global Milk.

Surprise Krull reference

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 16:56:05 -0400

Did you ever have one of those days where you say, you know what, I'm going in without a plan. Well in today's show that's what happened, and what follows is amazing because we have a long discussion with Mike about what he will or will not eat... and his answers might HAUNT you!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA

Boglins, the movie?!?

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 20:07:26 -0400

After a small holiday break the gang is back with stories from the buffalo comic con, the hell of making boxes and Mattel's potentially huge slate of movies, including maybe BOGLINS? also butt jokes.

What’s in the freezer?

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 13:32:28 -0400

In an effort to bring the show back to a more serious tone, we invited Samm and her hommie Brandon onto the show this week to talk about the important things in life, like Ninja Turtles, Taxidermy, Furby, Helicopters, and freedom fighting boobies.

Heretics in the toybox!

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 15:02:31 -0400

The long awaited interview with Heretic Party is finally here, and you may not be ready for it, an actual serious conversation is had with Christian and Lianne about just what it's like to grow up in a strict household, and the heavy toll religion can have on kids. Buckle up and I apologize in advance to everyone this episode pisses off.

Don't worry though for fans of our low brow content, there's a regular episode here too full of fart jokes and toy talk.

Unwanted Guest part 7

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 15:59:29 -0400

At long last, local legend Samm joins the show to put us in our place. We cover all the bases from secret hand shakes to monster high and we ask ourselves the question, just how well do we know Mike?

Cereal Threesome

Thu, 18 May 2023 15:29:23 -0400

It's time once again for one of our ever popular tournament episodes where we dig deep and choose, what the greatest cereal ever is. Be prepared to be shocked as we quickly go off the rails (oh come on, we always go off the rails), be shocked when your favorite cereal gets eliminated, and loose your mind when we make a mascot for a cereal that doesn't have one! Enjoy

Donut Punchers

Wed, 10 May 2023 15:59:15 -0400

In a pretty crazy week the boys talk about all of their favorite subjects like giant toys, old timey candy , free comic book day and what they would call their super special team of GI JOE characters. Let our voices kiss your ear holes.

Tokyo Turntable

Wed, 03 May 2023 16:03:13 -0400

Tired, stressed and underfed the boys resort to the one thing that never fails them, wiener jokes. But don't worry they know how much you love your toy talk so we don't miss a step talking about transformers, legos and for some strange reason the early 2000's xmen toys. Oh and we add to urban dictionary, you're welcome.

Man Hands

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 16:03:39 -0400

Between sleep deprivation, and our own collective madness sometimes we manage to pull an amazing creative mess out of thin air. This is one of those episodes. Have you ever wanted to hear Buffalo Bill sing karaoke? Do you want to know about Mike's of the Universe? Well buckle up.

Rob Schneider is a podcast

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 15:08:43 -0400

This week the gang gathers round the cocoon of Josh as he hatches into a beautiful 40 year old butterfly , its like Mothra, but middle aged and with mutton chops. Also discussed are you know, nerd things, toys, video games, and something new for everyone to chew on, our first radio serial, "The Adventures of Farting Butthole Man". Enjoy.

Hot Mayonnaise

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 19:38:00 -0400

It's a teamup of the mega powers as a very special guest subs in for Josh. What starts out as a quest for world peace soon turns to evil as a nefarious new secret handshake is invented. Also discussed are comics, skeletons, giant robots and dolls with no heads! Huzzah!

For the love of god, wear deodorant

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 14:48:10 -0400

It's a quick week this week, but that doesn't stop the Kreepy Kids from discussing all of our favorite topics, such as resident evil, Kermit the frog's sexual confusion and the importance of deodorant (because some of us stink)

1001 ButtHole Jokes

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 17:27:10 -0400

The gang is back with all new discussion of their love of Denny's, Butt jokes, Cookies, He-man, and how its time we started giving back to our super fans. Nobody is sure how they survived years of eating moons over my hammy if you were curious.

what if food mascots beat the snot out of each other aka ping pong balls

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 20:27:11 -0400

What happens when life rears its ugly head and our 3 dashing hosts have to be adults for a change instead of fart joke obsessed man children? Well we get a Food Mascot fighting episode because we are all too tired and worn out to do anything else, but fear not, it actually turned out hilarious.

PCP KOALA

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 20:44:54 -0500

And we're back with drugs, turtles, and the death of he-man. We also ask the deep pondering question, when does our love of donuts go too far? Tune in to find out.

I heard that!

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 20:53:07 -0500

Do you like unfocused smorgasbord weeks where we really cant focus on any one thing in particular? Well guess what? today is your lucky day. We are all over the place today from Charlie Band jokes to resident evil, to wrestling monsters, to warhammer... man if ADHD were a podcast, it would be this one.

Josh’s Baloney Log

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 20:23:34 -0500

After a much needed break the gang returns and Josh tells us about his adventure at the Assembly Required convention. Not to be left out Mike tells us about his awesome birthday bash. And hey because it's the season lets exchange valentines too.

Dumpster fire theater presents : MUNCHIES

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 16:11:35 -0500

You the fans asked for it, and we have delivered, we review the 80's classic Munchies! (Its a gremlins clone from the 80's) Do we like it? Do we hate it? what kind of crazy tangents do we go on? How the hell do merkins come into play? Tune in to find out.

Lettuce Patch Kids

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 15:54:32 -0500

Whats better than a Cabbage Patch Kid? a Lettuce Patch kid! Its a light week this week so we had time to let our imaginations run wild and we discover a long lost secret about Mike and Lettuce Patch kids, also josh gives us an update on assembly required and we wonder what would zombies be like if they just went after your apple bag... good times.

That Mike, what a swell guy.

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 15:25:09 -0500

This week we talk our love of the lesser know D-List figures we never really wanted, but got anyways and ended up loving (looking at you crystal ball). Also we compile fan feedback on the BELOVED Mike Alvarez with stories of his niceness from around the globe.

Don’t say no to David Bowie

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 17:57:12 -0500

What starts out as frank discussion about being an adult man child who buys toys to cope with depression, some how veers off a cliff into another discussion about tiny David Bowie. Also for you toy nerds out there, lots of he-man and super 7 talk this episode. Enjoy.

Korean clear water revival

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 19:39:35 -0500

Because, sometimes we cant help ourselves, this week we went on a long tangent about cover bands fronted by Asians. Also you know, a very long talk about all the toys we got from Santa.

My two M.O.D.O.K’s

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 17:49:01 -0500

It's our super awesome, super fun, super crazy holiday episode full of games, gifts, and prizes for our fans! Also look who's here, it's the one and only BONELESS SANTA! Tune in and have a blast with this one.