WFYM Talk Radio

WFYM 386 - White Sunburn

Tue, 11 Aug 2026 14:41:50 -0400

Before they invented the 386 or the 387 the first ever Sybian had a guy inside like a brazen bull and he would just sit in there shaking. Corn sweat feels good but inhaling Roundup in dry dirt feels even better. Thomas Crapper invented the blumpkin before he knew if the flushing would work or not. Deja Entendu was good but you can't make it your profile picture anymore. If you see a Ukrainian soldier with a White Sun on his uniform it means he supports racial justice

WFYM 371 - Detoothed (UNLOCKED)

Wed, 05 Aug 2026 12:00:00 -0400

Do you spin or does the duck spin? How much torque do you need? Duck Dynasty refused to tell us because it was a trade secret and they actually preferred Medium Fish with No Teeth. Definitely not a sturgeon. The Dexter of Molesters is a HERO and Sonic is the Burlington Coat Factory of former roller skate restaurants

WFYM 373 - Thicker Than The Wicked Bible (UNLOCKED)

Mon, 03 Aug 2026 13:10:32 -0400

Sorry we are traveling for a wedding this week and we all died

My aunt is thicker than the wicked bible and a brick put together and her monstrous caboose is slowly colonizing Mohegan Sun from the inside and all they can do is sell her fake Swisher Sweets that are just fly paper filled with flies and honey. David Blaine did a fake trick to a dog with balloons but he was behind the door lifting him up and everyone thought it was Criss Angel and David Copafeel. Donkeys deserve respect

WFYM 385 - Shiny Angry Kid (PREVIEW)

Wed, 29 Jul 2026 14:20:21 -0400

My straight son will only be allowed to wear natural fibers with a matte texture. He will never be one of those shiny boys who won't take out the trash but I trust my gay son to wear whatever he wants. But once the wolf comes we are all asking #WhatHappenToThatBoyTho

WFYM 384 - Baba Hope

Wed, 22 Jul 2026 16:27:32 -0400

The ChatGPT basketball has helped my game immeasurably and the AI is integrated so seamlessly no one can tell what the difference is. Maya Poet saw a Lamborghini and it made her want to date Asmongold and live in his house. Coworkers love making their lock screen NSFW and then showing everyone at work. Vida Guerra made Bob Hope blush at a USO concert

WFYM 383 - Lint Blunt (PREVIEW)

Wed, 15 Jul 2026 13:16:49 -0400

Chevy small block engine fans are going to love this one but fans of Marco Polo might as well skip it entirely the same way he skipped his trip and made everything up. They had to put Where's Waldo above the urinals so no one would look at the guy next to them but one guy ended up spending all day standing there and everyone had to pee in the sink like a Buddhist. If you listen to NSBM all of the Simpsons are judging you

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WFYM 382 - Glut Me Out

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 09:06:00 -0400

RL Stine is on notice for meddling in state-level politics with his G-rated Psychobilly nonsense making a Mr. Frumble type blunder endorsing Rudolf von Flugel. When he was Ricardo he pretty much ran San Quentin after running over a worm driving an apple and no one even glutted him out

WFYM 381 - Captain Smorgan (PREVIEW)

Fri, 03 Jul 2026 00:33:40 -0400

RFK Jr. has been chasing skinks around the yard and biting off their tails but they grow back unlike when bees give you their tail in your skin so now you can make the royal jelly. Nelly and Tim McGraw met in Central Park and they made a song for the Knicks about how they want to live in New York over and over again and not try anything crazy like going from Dustah to Wustah. If Hoodie Allen and Sammy Adams did a collab it would be so fire that Obama is the president again

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-381-captain-162766532

WFYM 380 - Dorita Rotunda

Fri, 26 Jun 2026 09:00:00 -0400

The Star Wars Kid was named Ghislaine Racist and he actually got all his moves from Power Rangers but it was the version from Guam where they fight coconut crabs. So many boys only date you until they can get on the kiss cam proposing to you and then they take an Uber home and block your number. The rest of them are wistful to a fault like Brandon Flowers and all they want to do is Bing their friends from 1997

WFYM 379 - Eeyore Egirl (PREVIEW)

Fri, 19 Jun 2026 13:42:58 -0400

Jelly Roll got divorced from Whoopi Goldberg because she was cheating on him with an IDF soldier named Egirl Vitubor. Men are just playthings to her. You need some squishy dumplings so bad at the store. If you have a Burger King and a Dairy Queen and a Jack in the Box near you try doing the Royal Flush

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM/posts/wfym-379-eeyore-161539435

WFYM 378 - Red Hah Bah Gah Dah Bih Gah

Sat, 13 Jun 2026 17:02:51 -0400

Something terrible happened to Dah Bih Gah and they did it for YouTube as a science lesson for homeschoolers and bad kids whose parents set them loose on the world with a Feastable and a bad attitude. Bridges of Madison County hits different when you order it over the phone

🎼Robert Johnson - They're Red Hot

WFYM 377 - Suboxoneway (PREVIEW)

Sun, 07 Jun 2026 12:34:01 -0400

Down Suboxoneway you can go to Timmies and Dunkin Donuts all you want and the bathroom is free but they do have a toucan and a gorilla who come to life like FNAF on day 4 of Tina. Joe Arpaio is being buried in a pink suit against his will

https://www.patreon.com/posts/160434381

WFYM 376 - Blobots

Sun, 31 May 2026 22:19:20 -0400

They sell all sorts of crazy phone cases now and some of them have space for credit cards and some of them have space for your thing. Hawaii's state flag is the Confederate flag with a swastika in the middle. Bait Car Karaoke is all Lostprophets and Gary Glitter. Fifi threads were a vibe.

WFYM 375 - Humans Beeing (PREVIEW)

Sun, 24 May 2026 21:41:00 -0400

Despite being prohibited by most lease agreements, the breeding of wasps can be both fun and educational, particularly when combined with active birding that functionally resembles indirect brood parasitism. Silento sneezed out his intestines after eating spicy eggs at the prison diner and Macron's wife had a Fisherman's Friend fall out of her pant leg because he left it in her Pousseaeaux

WFYM 374 - Sundown Camp

Mon, 18 May 2026 22:08:56 -0400

I hate how they make you go home at the end of the day even if you applied the proper cooling gel the entire time you were having a day siesta just because Mr. Sir wants to power trip. Future Fights is stuck in the past and we need to free it. The quality of the Beethoven movies is inversely correlated to the quality of the symphonies they were named after. There is going to be a roast of Jada Pinkett Smith hosted by Tony Hinchcliffe just to test if Will Smith is rehabilitated from slapping

🎼Beethoven's 3rd (1955, Philharmonia Orchestra conducted by Otto Klemperer)

WFYM 373 - Thicker Than The Wicked Bible (PREVIEW)

Mon, 11 May 2026 15:54:50 -0400

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WFYM 372 - Green Gold

Mon, 04 May 2026 17:52:35 -0400

Once more we return to the topic of geese. The beast not the band but they will be at Bonnaroo this year and apparently you can sneak in boxed wine in a baby stroller and fireworks in a guitar case and say you might be asked to fill in for someone onstage because that happened when Keith Moon passed out at a Who concert after drinking too much boxed wine out of a baby stroller. But, as Maury Povich knows, it's not your father's concert.

WFYM 371 - Detoothed (PREVIEW)

Mon, 27 Apr 2026 15:19:09 -0400

https://www.patreon.com/posts/156696327

WFYM 370 - Serving Nervous

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 16:12:17 -0400

Work boots are a great place to hide just about anything and it works even better if the person is deaf, dumb and blind but most people they teach you were deaf dumb and blind were actually faking. We need Carlos Mencia to come back as the ChudPunisher but he better not get nervous like Ron White. Brought to you by The Dirtbag Network

WFYM 369 - Cloaca Luke (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:28:38 -0400

We used to have Elvis Presley and now we have no pressies but we do have Mr Beast making a human centipede so big that he can beat Wilt Chamberlain's body count in under 40 minutes. No one knows what they meant by 3 6 9 but it was probably two parking meters halfway through being cut off and then Cloaca Luke is beside them bent over getting a cloacoscopy

https://www.patreon.com/posts/155647827

WFYM 368 - Xennial Burp

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 02:27:26 -0400

Nancy was poppin bloops listening to Peep in her Unalive Boys hoodie and every time you overhear two uncs they only ever talk about that but lesbians have no test for it. If you go to the dog park and have to step over something so big you have to use a shop vac and never clean it out you know it was left by someone with mental health

🎼Unalive - Dream Baby Dream

WFYM 349 - The Shocker Was The Compromise (UNLOCKED)

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 09:00:00 -0400

Sorry the next one will be a day or two late because we are partying in HOLLYWOOD with A-listers

Keep an eye out for the 350 bit and the Drippy Louis Bluey Back Bling season of Fortnite. 7/7/7 was the luckiest day ever but no one invented scratch tickets or getting a UTI from the Reverse Shocker yet so it was basically useless for all intents and purposes. Then 7/7/77 happened and we were all too young for that one so what gives

WFYM 367 - Bible Scratcher (PREVIEW)

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:58:19 -0400

This one is brought to you by acetominophen and hydrocodone. Do NOT take too many because the Tylenol is bad for your liver and really the whole thing is bad. Get addicted to something positive like camping out in front of the Pokemon vending machine at the store. Just slide my plate under the door because yes it is Thanksgiving but I am very busy reading the audiobook for I Am Malala: The Story of the Girl Who Stood Up for Education and was Shot by the Taliban. Mott the Hoople and Nazareth vinyls are in the house of everyone who dies

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/154455167

WFYM 366 - Death University

Wed, 25 Mar 2026 14:08:16 -0400

Original Four Loko is back but without the caffeine or the alcohol. Eminem is going to jump Machine Gun Kelly after a show and put him in a medical bed with LED lights that help your nose and butt. Life is like High Point University because getting high is the point and they have a steakhouse. If you went to Planters Academy you get in by default

WFYM 365 - Nightlagged (PREVIEW)

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0400

Sorry we got Nightlagged and thought Daylight Savings Time was today and it went back 12 hours. It gets confusing because several of us work for three letter agencies and have to commute from Arizona to the Navajo Nation to make sure no one is planning to occupy Alcatraz again. Have you ever noticed that the first thing that gets worn out in a new car is the clock

https://www.patreon.com/posts/153400421

WFYM 364 - Padre Peanut

Fri, 13 Mar 2026 09:00:00 -0400

Lawrence Welk is only good if your mouth is stuck open permanently for birds to make a nest in. Buying JAV magazines owned by Richard Ramirez is cost prohibitive unlike suggestively-shaped waffles at the Icelandic prick museum. If you eat there and learn at the same time they would call that hitting two flies with one slap. In Poland they would call it roasting two pieces of meat on one fire which is considered a daunting task

WFYM 363 - Jim Blossoms (PREVIEW)

Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:34:37 -0500

Lunch lady ghost kitchen would go crazy if you kept running into dead ends where there were synapses missing. Proximity to lesbians means Alison Bechdel is learning how to play Fast Car outside your dorm room. Ask your parents before using cooking wine or smoking the wine flavored blunt wraps. Silly sexual comments are once again allowed but only about ProJared

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/152492908

WFYM 362 - Dum Dum Hunter (with Felix Biederman)

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 00:00:42 -0500

Rodman Philbrick is a demon or a dementor and we hate how he made his little liar character use big dum dums as homemade wheelchairs. A whetstone can be a wet stone if you get Paleolithic enough at summer camp. Milk is a shield and believe it or not the actor who played Ziggy was 47

WFYM 361 - Carnilage (PREVIEW)

Sun, 22 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0500

We figured out what happened to Nancy Guthrie and it was either a botched wellness check, going through an MRI after swallowing 5 pounds of ball bearings, drowning in the lake after drinking flat soda, or someone kidnapped her to spend Thanksgiving with so they could go viral.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/151358764

WFYM 360 - 67 Quite Bitter Beings

Mon, 16 Feb 2026 22:22:48 -0500

You might turn 360 degrees and walk away from this one but unless you take your earbuds out it would still be playing. Saying the heartagram looks like a ass or that the real song is called Wings of a Butterfly is a grave insult to the seriousness of Love Metal. Good Time had a Young Don Vito situation but the bad kind not when the right side of the car hydroplanes. Painting a bowling ball like a soccer ball and throwing it onto the field is a harmless prank that can be deadly

🎼Minutemen - Corona

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WFYM 359 - Nude Bobby Beach (PREVIEW)

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 09:00:00 -0500

The bellybutton holds a dark secret. In the Commonwealth giving a moonie to a speedie can get you thrown in gaol like a common bogan. You never see male mosquitoes because we are the male mosquitoes once fully exposed on Zionist Pervert Beach. The phones they sell at the bodega come with a stock keyboard that has a picture of your coworker as the background and a set of emotes of his face and a lock screen of you standing behind him holding your cock

https://www.patreon.com/posts/150293324/

WFYM 358 - Litterbox Coatrack

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 11:10:00 -0500

If you accidentally get the Paris Hilton cologne all over down there do NOT try to clean it off with Old Spice and then try to wash it all off in the shower at a house party. Just go down to where the Golden Retrievers are sleeping and get your coat and your shoes off the porch and go home

https://www.patreon.com/posts/149947440

WFYM 357 - Tunnel of Bugs (PREVIEW)

Sat, 31 Jan 2026 18:10:07 -0500

The only thing worse than getting to a proto-Vrbo and realizing you have no way to Netflix and chill is getting stuck in the yellow jacket tunnel at Payless Shoe Source with a bag full of rotting apples and the extra large condom you brought isn't big enough to catch them all #BarLife #AnkleMonitorLife

https://www.patreon.com/posts/149615999/

WFYM 356 - Wings and Levitate

Sat, 24 Jan 2026 17:56:45 -0500

Never snipe or use the Italian wizard spells like Boom Boom Pow or Bang Ding Ow. Katt Williams fought a 17 year old pool supply store owner because they designed him a 3 ft deep pool shaped like a vibrator with balls on it

WFYM 355 - Beef Clusters (PREVIEW)

Mon, 19 Jan 2026 21:48:25 -0500

We finally got around to covering the untimely death of Adam the Woo who has left a hole in all our hearts and his wife Brianna a widow. The waves at the Outer Banks are insufficient for surfing. If you take your parents' sibling stoppers and turn them in at a Catholic condom buyback you can make enough to buy an airsoft gun with the orange tip colored over and go out like Adam the Woo

https://www.patreon.com/posts/148637882/

WFYM 354 - Peanut and Chill

Mon, 12 Jan 2026 18:57:30 -0500

Babe come over BurntPeanut and Steve Lookner both went live at the same time and we can watch them on my two TVs and you better not break up with me or AI Kratos and AI Yoda and AI Batman are going to give me motivational speeches about it

WFYM 353 - 1PM Logout (PREVIEW)

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 19:23:23 -0500

Teaching children to talk and read is basically like podcasting and it also involves a lot of AI and YouTube and Roblox. In the 1990s two out of your five friends were named Lingo and Wheels and you were probably Kid Vid. Batman canonically has really sore elbows from smacking them together for exercise. Guard dogs suck because they give you away

🎼Kraftwerk - Computer Love

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WFYM 352 - Jean-Paul Georges-Ringeaux

Mon, 29 Dec 2025 21:02:26 -0500

The VeggieTales lore contains just enough information about the in-universe sexual and racial politics to leave you wanting more like a tomato in heat with a big blossom end rot waiting for Sully to give you a mouthful like Mike Wazowski. Being the Andy Dick Show Boy ruined my life. "Bonnie" "Prince" "Billy" is pretty good for a guy with a girl's first name.

WFYM 351 - Krungl (PREVIEW)

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 09:13:00 -0500

The Format went on Big Desk and the results were unbelievable and people are even calling the new singer the White Black Eminem. Getting the unalive at KFC is both easier and harder than ever but the mix always ends up brown. And yes, we have bologna sandwiches for Sunday dinner

https://www.patreon.com/posts/146319048

WFYM 350 - South Park

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:52:59 -0500

Leather hackysacks are for Republicans and all GameStop managers poop their pants at the counter because using toilet paper at work is technically theft. Sum Ting Wong is one of the worst pilots to ever work for Ticketmaster. The whole class took some bad molly and the classroom smells like the third pig

WFYM 349 - The Shocker Was The Compromise (PREVIEW)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 19:13:55 -0500

https://www.patreon.com/posts/145477935

WFYM 348 - Spaghetti Car Crash

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 18:23:39 -0500

We are working on a Dave Matthews biopic called Crash about the time they crashed their tour bus and the spaghetti they were eating hit the ceiling and ruined the upholstery and also it knocked the cap off the sewage tank and it spilled on a boat and when they tried to have it fixed the mechanic just used it to do Uber and then unalived in the driver's seat. The sequel will be called Crash 2: Electric Boogaloo once Grantland can actually figure out who was the first to make that reference and if it was Dave Barry or not

🎼Jesus and Mary Chain - Darklands

WFYM 337 - All Douged Up (UNLOCKED)

Sun, 30 Nov 2025 15:30:00 -0500

Sorry for the thin gruel this month

Season 4 of Doug was weird because they did the Martin Lawrence arc and half of it was about Didi getting bred and his name was Caillou but they made him look like Eddie Murphy in a fat suit. Jay-Z clearly never saw Squid Game or Get Out in 2010 or he would have mentioned Young Hee

WFYM 347 - Dean Peanut (PREVIEW)

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 21:34:10 -0500

Make sure your hollowed out turkeys are hung by the fireplace so you can get presents from William Bradford or Massasoit or whoever does that holiday. Planters Academy will be opening soon for those of us who want to continue the tradition of our beautiful offspring being able to enjoy Nutter Butters and Reese's Pieces at school and yes we know how it sounds and yes not everyone will be let in but technically anyone can go and our rival school is run by the Pringles logo

https://www.patreon.com/posts/144493861

WFYM 346 - The Sand Wich Project

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 13:00:00 -0500

Basically it would be a found footage gonzo horror movie where a guy overdoses in an abandoned Burger King for a YouTube video and then Solsbury Hill starts playing and he comes back to life and nuts hands free. Jack Black would do a great job in the Chris Benoit biopic and the doctor said I can make dirty rice clean. "A clean behind is a terrible thing to waste."

WFYM 345 - Crumb Crush (PREVIEW)

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 10:11:00 -0500

What comes after 345? China loans us pandas and we give them celebrities as collateral. They found Amara and it was the friends we made along the way. The ants had a crumb crush on the way to Matthew Perry in the hot tub and then the crumbs attracted moon bears which are level 2 or 3 bears and then He Touched Me and it felt incredible.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/143379708

WFYM 344 - Muhmario Day

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 13:36:03 -0500

Everything will be back once and for all once Stephen Miller is seen driving a low rider and next Halloween will be incredible. The electric shock game they make for kids becomes a completely anhedonic experience once you have tasted the unbeatable thrill of motocross. Rule34dle is too hard if you are not one of the people who dates cartoons

🎼Live - I Alone

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WFYM 343 - Vienna Sugar (PREVIEW)

Fri, 31 Oct 2025 14:07:36 -0400

Our sons Shootar and Stabbar that we got from the sperm bank tricked us into eating a candy called Wiener Zucker and saying it was good so we brought them back. Barstool Milking Factory on a Kindle Fire is the new Uncle John's Bathroom Reader. Dr Witnesser is right about Christmas but wrong about Saturday. We need to find Amara and find out what it is as well

🎼Big Sean - A$$ ft Nicki Minaj

https://www.patreon.com/posts/142523645

WFYM 342 - TenorCon

Fri, 24 Oct 2025 11:10:00 -0400

Everyone from a GIF will be live in person at a convention center once we figure out how to rent it. Gore-themed birthday parties go crazy but the ARG is too hard. Dark triad style individuals such as Andrew Milonakis are leaving out poisoned cat poop for the neighborhood dogs to ensure that they never become the Jodie Foster in someone's Taxi Driver fantasy. Arby's meat nuggets are pretty good but later in the bathroom it might be a four-tiki-torcher plus a fire pit and a Febreze cloud that gets ignited. The guy in The Terminal was so lucky until he got turned into CGI and had to drive a Christmas train. China has a skeleton law and Perm is by the Urals.

WFYM 341 - Aunkh (PREVIEW)

Sat, 18 Oct 2025 17:10:31 -0400

On this one we teach you about ambassadors and how to gaslight a cop and convince him he has BPD so you can evade a ticket for selling loose handfuls of Reese's Pieces in an alleyway. My aunt is Egyptian and she has a cat for a head and she makes me chop cheese the aunkhy way. At the McDonald's in Times Square they have passenger pigeon nuggets to save money because you can buy passenger pigeons on Klarna. McDonald's is spiritually Israeli.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/141531385

WFYM 340 - Peanut Lung

Sun, 12 Oct 2025 10:40:00 -0400

Where did you go Joe DiMaio? And Katt Stevens, whatever happened to him after he gave up secular music and started performing on BET ComicView? Peanut oil vapes come in handy when you need to ensure your child never develops a peanut allergy that excludes them from dinner at a Norwegian style household. Dog oil works on the same principle. Travis Kelce is going to be in the new Hennessy ad campaign dressed like Cole Campbell

WFYM 339 - Longdubaidubai (PREVIEW)

Mon, 06 Oct 2025 22:17:01 -0400

Everywhere you look all you see is Labubus and Dubai chocolate and when you try to get an education at a reputable Boston school the janitor just writes some nonsense about how you dubaidubai the legs and multiply the fun on the board. Go to Mar-a-Lago and tell them you want the whackmodololo longdubaidubai magicjohnson minthoneyhoney badbunny labubu or the Big Game Halftime Show is cancelled

https://www.patreon.com/posts/140628026

WFYM 338 - D'Iddy

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 19:08:41 -0400

Baseball stadiums frown upon using the nicest pumpkin you ever felt to catch a baseball even if you have a Trump Card and Pete Hegseth is busy doing Edward Fortyhands on his lunch break. There is a restaurant where they serve poop but the guy never lets you have it. Chihuahuas are small but Great Danes are big. Durango is Spanish for The Range

WFYM 337 - All Douged Up (PREVIEW)

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 09:30:00 -0400

https://www.patreon.com/posts/139589436

WFYM 336 - Pimpfinger

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 12:05:00 -0400

Sir you cannot pass the HOA vibe check until you find the Ziggy Marley station on SiriusXM and to be perfectly honest you should have it in your first bank of presets. Check out ThinkGeek for geeky gifts for the geek in your life like an air freshener shaped like a foot that smells like feet or an air freshener shaped like a poop that smells like poop. Next year 9/11 is going to fall on the 13th

WFYM 335 - Love Koosh (PREVIEW)

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 17:19:07 -0400

The sauce is robust and Celebrity Rehab is a bust. Howard Stern tried to fake us out with Andy Cohen but no one fell for it. The man with a calcified onion penis is in a White Zoo being used as a garden implement. Diddy had unforgivable hustle but he unforgivably misused his powerly and check out Fat March on TV

https://www.patreon.com/posts/138831526

WFYM 334 - Terpina

Sat, 06 Sep 2025 11:10:00 -0400

Boll weevils are bigger than ever and they have new skins. Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey are having fewd together in a car to squash the beef. All edibles are laced with weed and uncontacted tribes use feet to fish because fish don't have any feelings and there are no bugs yet and no Mary who smells like powerbait because ya gotta wash up down there bud. Guinness is handing out records for people who sail down the Mississippi with a scoby up their butt or holding a tiny pumpkin. Reverse Tintin was incredible

🎼Weird Al - Le Funk Dos Memes

WFYM 333 - Refurbished Food (PREVIEW)

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 00:44:11 -0400

Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could eat it because he was as fat as Rizzler Sr. who would never Benoit anybody unlike AJ Befumo or Jerry Sandiddy but it made him sick since it was refurbished. If you crashed your car driving to work listening to the Theo Von Rizzler interview because it lowered your IQ to the point that street signs became illegible you may be able to join a class action lawsuit if we can figure out how you do one

https://www.patreon.com/posts/137833489

WFYM 332 - Steve

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 20:29:19 -0400

God is gay because his wife left to join a sorority in 1200BC which is why he had to make Steve who has a leaf over his gape. Woke took cigarette lighters out of cars and we have to buy new ones to put in there. Theo Von is gayer than God because he drinks Celsius and sucks on Zyn but Zyn sucks because the points will never get you a waterbed to chew cigars on. Make sure to eat all your corn because your mom will find out later in the toilet

🎼Asher Roth - I Love College

WFYM 331 - To Hell You Ride (PREVIEW)

Tue, 19 Aug 2025 09:00:00 -0400

A new God of War has been born but no one cool is from Naperville. When you ride past Telluride To Hell You Ride because out there they let their kids have gas powered RC cars and pee in the sump pump whenever they want and if they forget to go trick or treating they go around asking their neighbors for makeup candy and offering to shovel their driveway before the first snow

https://www.patreon.com/posts/136812090

WFYM 330 - Bigo Death

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 21:05:00 -0400

There are facts about matadors and bulls to learn everywhere for those with the willingness to think of them. Tom runs Akron and Youngstown because Dave Grohl is busy. Wendy's is dishonoring Dave Thomas by renaming their burgers in Vegas. Old chairs have either a fart grater or a spaghetti strainer or a hole for a wormy tendril

WFYM 329 - Suicide Syrup (PREVIEW)

Fri, 08 Aug 2025 10:09:00 -0400

Once they add an option on the soda fountain for a suicide you guys better not cause infinite recursion by making a suicide that includes the suicide syrup or this could get out of hand very quickly. Pickup trucks and garbage men should switch names. Never mix Ripits with whippits or you could end up MIA

https://www.patreon.com/posts/135832344

WFYM 328 - Menthol Communion

Sat, 02 Aug 2025 18:06:26 -0400

If you walk up there with gum or a Zyn you can add a minty spin to a Catholic classic and if you suck you can pop in a Bit O' Honey from the liquor store to ruin it. Actors have to retire next to an alligator and a lion so they never want to stop working. Kittie is the Pussycat Dolls of Canada and metal but if you remember them you weren't a real fan. Howie Day is not gay and even if he was it would be fine. Dean Dreayton would be fine to do Netflix and chill with but you have to buy your own return ticket. Landis 4 Time 6 is the only good Landis 4 Time movie.

WFYM 327 - Universal Rattler (PREVIEW)

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 04:32:34 -0400

Wrong – it's not Tallahassee, Florida. It's the home of Dealer's Choice frontman Roger Clinton. Trump is jealous of Bill Clinton's annoying brother which is why he hired Jeffrey Epstein to be his annoying brother. Grok wants people to hit on women with a Jar Jar Binks impression and Mike TTV is angry with us. I think there might have been hydrogen peroxide on the back of this picture frame and it bleached the wall.

🎼Bob Marley - Hotel California (MIDI Version)

WFYM 326 - L Kent

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 17:55:09 -0400

I shatto my dick and my dick trickle. Jack-o-Lanterns are so scary that even baked into a pie you can taste their devilish smile. WasabiCon is dead but Bigo lives. God is a man with a flared base not unlike Richard Head the Shakespeare of innuendo who used to hang out with L Kent the Romano-British rapper who sells AQVAMINERALIS. Use promo code HONEY to sign up for Acorns

WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra (UNLOCKED)

Sat, 19 Jul 2025 19:47:57 -0400

Here is an unlocked premium ep because the next public ep will be a day or two late because we are all so BUSY

Hey man can I use your bathroom all day? In perpetuity? Including but not limited to after you die and transferable with the deed to the house? No? Well I'm not allowed to at my other friend's house anymore because he hates Israel and my dung looks so much like Sabra hummus that it violates BDS. Lizzo dropped a Zyn in a Stradivarius she borrowed from a museum. Jimmy Carter is a shell for a hermit crab. His mouth is like a hollowed out former McDonald's because if you get too close and try to take pictures the employees come out and yell at you. I can't get hard looking at a picture of Jimmy Carter so I must be straight but I can't get hard looking at a picture of Kay Granger either so I must be bi

WFYM 325 - Modelo Effect (PREVIEW)

Mon, 14 Jul 2025 09:07:00 -0400

Gavin Rossdale if you are listening you were the ultimate Babadook and Blake Shelton could never do what you do. Cops are 1312ing themselves with BBLs. The Night Before is not The Night Of. RFK Jr is putting beef tallow back in Coca-Cola but all soda is clear now. Nike Nintendo Disney is the newest cool cover band you can hire for your Xennial birthday party

https://www.patreon.com/posts/134057213

WFYM 324 - Hotel Colorado

Tue, 08 Jul 2025 00:56:37 -0400

I promise you there was nothing gross on this one. Please bring a 100 pack of freeze pops to your job and put them all in the freezer individually marked with your name. If your job is surgeon you can just put it on the rider and the promoters send someone out to grab you freeze pops or sour candy or electrical candy or whatever you want. Do not bring the geese inside or the caretaker may hit you with that red red wine mirrored like a tit

🎼Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance with You

WFYM 323 - Cloudslop (PREVIEW)

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 09:11:00 -0400

Hollywood is the only place you can go where your neighbor is the Hollywood sign and your other neighbor is either a Hollywood celebrity or a parking lot. Bob Barker used to run that town with an iron fist and a wishbone but now everyone is too busy watching IRLslop and natureslop and cloudslop to even visit his star on the Walk of Fame. Bucketcherry is going to be us and Tosh Todd and Buckethead

https://www.patreon.com/posts/133048600

WFYM 322 - Pictures at the Pinky Hole

Fri, 27 Jun 2025 09:30:00 -0400

M-word wrestling is a waste of time which sucks because Peter Dinklage took all the other jobs and selling contraband out of a trenchcoat is difficult because of lack of inventory space. Watch out for the Sheboygan Toilet Clogger and the Chicago Cement Petty Vandal With His Thing That Looks Like A Pinky

🎼Cap'n Jazz - Little League

WFYM 321 - Zef (PREVIEW)

Sat, 21 Jun 2025 21:51:14 -0400

Jim Morrison's son is captain of a ship in the Persian Gulf and started a war because his dad is being used as a fifi by Parisian prisoners and Oscar Wilde who is still alive. That is the plot of our new indie game which has already been cancelled because it became real life. Man Scouts are teaching my uncle to have fun again and the troop leader is a boy.

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/132005079

WFYM 320 - Comfort Killer

Mon, 16 Jun 2025 09:30:00 -0400

Make a pitcher of cold brew and relax while we tell you about Ellie Kemper and Peggy Bundy and all the most evil murderers of all time sponsored by BetterHelp. Careful if you drive the Google Maps car because Apple Maps will come up and ram you off the road. If you attend WasabiCon PDX please check your luggage for hidden mickeys and tickeys

https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 319 - Mercy Live Burial (PREVIEW)

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 23:45:11 -0400

We were BACK in Beacon, NY to talk about paving a driveway with the contents of a septic tank from 1915, old Playboys with Shel Silverstein drawings, the Backstreet Boys not liking girls, George W. Bush and picking veterans up in limos.

Thank you to Jesse DeStasio for putting the show together and thank you to everyone who came out. Video will be posted soon

https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-319-mercy-131247428

WFYM 318 - Homemade VRchat

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 09:38:00 -0400

Can our machine learn a million cigarettes in an hour so it can make images all yellow like Coldplay or would it give you AI Derangement Syndrome? 我们的机器能否在一小时内学习一百万支香烟，以便它可以像酷玩乐队一样将图像变成全黄色，还是会让你患上人工智能错乱综合症？ Chapo is using materials from MadeInChina.com to open a private prison that doubles as homemade deadspin. Use promo code WFYM https://deshunyuan.en.made-in-china.com/product/FmCURxQlRYpg/China-Filtration-Reducer-for-Oil-Base-Mud-and-Drilling-Fluid.html

https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM

WFYM 317 - Bobfish (PREVIEW)

Fri, 30 May 2025 14:03:47 -0400

This is the St. Patrick's Day episode. We are all going to Dookie College in Dook Vegas to major in WWEVE studies. Train guys would hate if Thomas the Tank Engine was real and you had to make eye contact and have a conversation with the trains. Hey your a badfish too and I love hangin out with a Character.ai recreation of my old dog Lou

https://www.patreon.com/posts/130284955

WFYM 316 - Hot Dog Code

Sun, 25 May 2025 09:13:00 -0400

Be careful about what toppings you put on because depending on the color it could have unforeseen consequences. If you go with BBQ sauce you could invite a situation where someone crawls under the bathroom stall to check if you are a cheugy lumberjack or a drippy black guy before doing the doo doo splatter prank and squirt them up like Octomom

WFYM 315 - Fisherman Boat (PREVIEW)

Tue, 20 May 2025 09:42:00 -0400

Unpasteurized sauce is coming back and you can only buy it in Syracuse. No cardinals believe in God. Joey's World Tour has returned to the Earth as a computer and it lets you have homemade Titanic.

WFYM 314 - Suckin' Sidewayz

Thu, 15 May 2025 09:00:00 -0400

St. Louis is Pi City. Sorry to anyone who is sick of hearing about Jelly Roll giving his wife a dutch oven while she spits out kidney stones like an octorok and about all their bottom half shower style lovemaking that ruins a mattress so bad it looks like you got eaten out by a giant squid and you have to put it on the curb like a used Steven Tyler Seat

🎼Paul Wall - Sittin' Sidewayz

WFYM 313 - Trickster Gene (PREVIEW)

Sat, 10 May 2025 09:13:00 -0400

Detroit natives call it Northeast Chiraq. Two bags of sand are homemade tits. ER is worse than The Pitt. The show Power is best watched through YouTube Shorts. I can be your American boy and I love you pickle.

WFYM 312 - Thiraq

Mon, 05 May 2025 09:00:00 -0400

Thunder Bay is actually called Peaceful Bay but they call it Thunder Bay because of the gunshots. They also call it Thiraq or Arctic Chiraq and Duluth is North North Chiraq because North Chiraq is all of Wisconsin below Green Bay. A woman had diarrhea on a car because she was mad at an UnMeToo Diplo shirt. McDonald's is bringing the salad back. Garbagemen work one day a week. Welcome to the Hotel California

🎼George Strait - Here For a Good Time

https://www.tmz.com/2025/05/01/pennsylvania-woman-arrested-pooping-car-hood-clean-poop-didnt-wipe/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLd3ttlj68k

WFYM 311 - Silicone Knuckles (PREVIEW)

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0400

I'm blue if I was red I would probably be wine with a sleeve for mafsubsacion. The red ants come with the purple rain and we need extermination. Forrest Gump 2 and Titanic 2 and Passion of the Christ 2 technically might come out someday if we use enough persuasion. Visit ratemycousin.com

WFYM 310 - P.U.D.

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 09:31:00 -0400

The spinny chair pusherman ruined my life and he got the Pope into playing the choking game. Are the villagers in Minecraft circumcised? Is the Enderman circumcised? Did Elon take a red rocket? Is Lee Kim Park on Asian rapper Mt Rushmore? Will there be helicopter rides at the live show and do they serve an in flight meal of the Chicken Jockey Travis Scott meal and a peck of ice cream? Many questions

WFYM 309 - Bug Trump (PREVIEW)

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 23:45:00 -0400

They love yellow, they are incels and we need to get them out of here. They want to land on you and initiate Bugdom on our great country. RIP Fyre Fest 2 we hardly knew ye. Check out our Giving Morgellons By Proxy To Your Roommates Prank

WFYM 308 - Dicken Donkey

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 11:01:00 -0400

Do not bring your Eeyore dick to the theater and shout Dicken Donkey or we will have to start searching bags. Do not come for Coneheads and do not impregnate our heads with a drill bit. WFYM live show 3 will be in either Carney or Cave In Rock the day after the juggalos clear out so wear steel toed shoes or you will get sticky with soda and step on glass pipes

WFYM 307 - American Butt Lift (PREVIEW)

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 01:31:21 -0400

The XL Bully breeding factories are coming back and everyone will have a job as the person who watches the dogs breed each other on their Fido Dido shit but not in a Diddy way. Let your kids not rake so they can watch Pepper Ann while they still can and not waste time with the Weekenders. If you have sit down air your ass is standing and this is non negotiable

WFYM 306 - Uncle UNK

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 09:00:00 -0400

We found out about some OG UNK lingles from the 17th century and invented the No Judgement Suicide Hotline where they have a laissez faire attitude toward the whole thing. Betty White died from having her you know what being eaten real good. Vlogs needs to be annoying at the mall again.

WFYM 305 - Dreamloadable Content (PREVIEW)

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 18:45:23 -0400

Misters Worldwide are here to tell you about how George Harrison got reincarnated as a 22 year old Indian guy and how there are numerous benefits to pretending to have a seizure at school or falling down and hitting your head on purpose. Sleepwalking is a great way to watch movies but Yoda costs extra. Do not ask us to make a fruit tier list

https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-305-content-126007971

WFYM 304 - Buzz Bunny

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 09:27:00 -0400

In this dang age you have to deal with people dropping Sacagawea dollars on the ground in the apartment above you as well as terrifying new music like Uriah Heep and Prince. Wings is getting a different kind of redemption in prison. Elmo Fudd got evicted by a puppet landlord.

https://www.theyardbeacon.com/upcoming-events/toy-pizza-expo-five-points-fest-present-wfym-world-tour

WFYM 303 - SkipTheBridges (PREVIEW)

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 00:25:11 -0400

Elbows up. Pee should be green on St. Patrick's Day and every day. IMDb Pro is a great way to turn food reviews into acting credits. Gibdo bones can defeat Maya Poet but do not make a video on it because it's not gonna go viral.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/125422030

WFYM 302 - Ermism

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 16:58:52 -0400

Ermahgerd is back as a religion. You can pay for podcasts in installments now. My free range ants and flies are driving out the cousints from my electrical ports and the nude beach mosquitos exploded from hard dick blood. KISS is only in it for the money because they took AP Taxes in high school. Hawk Tuah roped

WFYM 301 - Reverse Norbit (PREVIEW)

Sat, 22 Mar 2025 09:05:00 -0400

We are making a movie starring Jelly Roll and Dave Blunts where we make them thin with CGI. Heaven is a casteing couch to decide who gets respawned as a bug and who gets to be Beautiful Usha. Subway is reverse food so it would never satiate a minotaur.

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/124830913

WFYM 300 - Homemade Goatse (with Felix Biederman)

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 11:48:00 -0400

Either Felix or Noah Kulwin joined us to talk about fingering Einstein's brain, getting reverse roofied, finding lesbian Playboys, being in the Content Nuke and Tupac's cover of "Fly Me to the Moon" that was just him listening to it

WFYM 299 - Google Played (PREVIEW)

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 11:06:00 -0400

We are making a movie starring all the actors who agree to everything and it will be called Soul Plane 2 and be written by The Lonely Island. We are also going to work for Tesla as the guys who choose custom sound alerts for the horn and it will scream like a peacock and we just have to send E-Lon some gift cards. Bright monitor gave me Adult Acquired Albinism at the blackpilled group home

WFYM 298 - Take-a-Wish

Tue, 11 Mar 2025 01:01:50 -0400

John Cena turned heel in every aspect of his life including visiting dying children. Ahh Real Monsters are going to come out of the sewer and be washed so no one gets pinkeye. The new pope will be Jamaican inshallah and Epic Rap Battles of History aren't good anymore like they used to be. It was children's poop that powered the city.

WFYM 297 - Menthol Chocolate Chip (PREVIEW)

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 09:38:00 -0500

We have some great prank ideas involving throwing milk on the ground and spraying fake poop out of a pressure washer and we plan to do them to the guy from Modest Mouse to help him yelp. Shrek has DEI eyes but the Yellow Pages are back and if your uncle gives you a box of them you can rip them in half page by page. My mom is going to Norway for missionary work giving lap dances to Laplanders.

WFYM 296 - Clearwater, Texas (with Stefan Heck)

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 02:51:25 -0500

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss CraveCon the only convention in Galveston that features people reviewing Oreos in a rented Bentley, but not JoeysWorldTour, who was too famous but is now on dialysis in Tennessee. Buy your premade Manhattans now before Buttertooth Pinkeye Jimmy gets them all

🎼Romano Mussolini All-Stars - Yes, Boy

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-hate-this-team/id1650166156

https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings

WFYM 295 - Johnny Beefseed (PREVIEW)

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 10:10:00 -0500

RFK is bringing back the old meat that came from a seed in the ground and the old carnies who would suck your dick for half a frozen lemonade. Once we have bologna bumper crops car paint is in trouble. 13/9 is canine depreciation day and One Headlight is about getting sucked into the 2112 gang on the side of the road

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 294 - Snow Slides

Mon, 24 Feb 2025 22:53:59 -0500

If your sandals have no traction in the snow put chains on the back and make sure the tread on the inside isn't worn down or you could get a ticket. You can save money by using Diddy Powder and mixing it with water instead of buying Diddy Oil when you want to live a lot all loving rocking night. Buy me stuff from Transformers 2 or you will regret it. Root Me Sheila and give me those Coheed slides that smell like Surstromming

WFYM 293 - Skin Tag Dab (PREVIEW)

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 02:11:01 -0500

We talked about some new products on the market like Liberal Tears the new energy drink harvested from caged liberals and the melanoma from Bob Marley's toe which you can hit off a dab nail. Sister cities are a racket. Jimi Hendrix died from inhaling unlit weed flower from the strain Purple Rain from an improperly rolled blunt and they tried to bury him on the moon and it was the Navajo who got mad not the Cherokee; sorry.

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/122755838

WFYM 292 - Devil Investors

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 23:45:44 -0500

We will teach you how to be a cool prison guard whether at the school of life or Prisneyland. Check out Amy Schumer Pregnant Movie starring Amy Schumer. There should be Rasta Muslims and a Notre Dame Prison Experiment and Marc Andreessen should give us money to make a VR game about having an expensive head or getting booty pregnant. Using a fan to turn the pages of a book is cheating

WFYM 291 - American Finger Trap (PREVIEW)

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 04:08:04 -0500

We learned that we are starting a Woke Peckerwood Tickle Gang that will be sent to El Salvador to make racists giggle until they give birth to a star. The government now is all Love Doctors. Buy HardCoin because the floor is hard and there is no rug to pull. Michael Jordan's secret stuff is Liquid Ass and he eats Solid Death and it comes out as Hot Runnings which takes place in Iceland. Woke woke

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/122254577

WFYM 290 - Roma Rose

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 00:58:46 -0500

Do not drink the 99 bananas at the Black Parade or you will give yourself Munchausen's by Proxy in your esophagus. We gave our thoughts on the Super Bowl commercials before seeing them and found out Jelly Row is a thief and Amber Rose's mom used to shave her head and say she had cancer and her daughter Roma is dating Kanye West who is chasing after Hamtaro who is Jewish like Tom and Jerry because he had JDateMafia on his track

https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 289 - Marlboro Cool Ranch (PREVIEW)

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 01:04:36 -0500

289 feeling fine, not blue, much like Eiffel 65 who just look Italian. We are pitching a new National Lampoon movie about slavery where it's sort of like Django Unchained but it's a comedy and it stars a woke white guy and it's basically Blazing Saddles but you couldn't make that today so instead we will be having Timothee Chalamet or Tsimfuckis play Mikey Miles. There needs to be a follow up to Surf Party and The Legend of Awesomeous Maximus the 300 parody they released in 2011. There will also be new cigarettes at the #TrumpDiddyParty

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/121698741

WFYM 288 - Ursidae Park

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 02:07:28 -0500

As the new members of DOGE we renamed a Canadian National Park and busted the Ratmilker's Union and got rid of the cooldown period for making your rat puke. Also you can use EBT to pay for podcasts and massages now and they let you cook salmon in the sauna and the new money has the Tasmanian Devil on it and on the back it has Bible quotes about donkeys making their rat puke

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

WFYM 287 - Land Vikings (PREVIEW)

Fri, 31 Jan 2025 01:04:59 -0500

Thank you Lord for this blessed audio. RIP to President Tha Carter who was buried in prison as a fifi but is survived by his brothers Jay-Z and Lee Carter and Josh Tosh. Jennifer Hudson needs to marry Shemar Moore so they can go to heaven together with Matt Lauer. Trump is going to pardon Harvey Weinstein after someone tells him he gives money to Republicans. Germans came to Texas in 50000BC over the Thuringian Land Bridge

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/121163145

WFYM 286 - Dink's Blessed Region

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 03:00:49 -0500

We are back from the grave to discuss the lack of gallon smashing and fire in the hole among today's youth versus the virtuous philosophers of Greece. People got too nasty on the Kige Ramsey forums in 2009 like mini Diddies. Some of yall need to read the Bible in the hot tub so you can enter god same size through a DEITY program and talk about it on the side of an 18 wheeler

🎼Little Feat - Fat Man in the Bathtub

[UNLOCKED] WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 23:49:31 -0500

Sorry we all died but here is a PREMIUM episode free of charge

Hesse joined us to talk about God cursing Homer's Wife and Noah's fat son Ham and Scooter's Gospel and the Holes sequel sans lizards and Anita Passmore the woman who inspired the trolley problem and whether sumo wrestling is porn and how it would be cool to have a time machine so you could fail to stop historical injustices because you slept in

WFYM 285 - Holy Batter (PREVIEW)

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 03:24:53 -0500

Put on that Clown Getting Chased by a Bigger Clown With a Fire on a Stick music so I can jumprope over the Man Some Dicks I See Line to Pandora's Box. I ordered Cumza for my uncle Robbie and the driver replaced it with a gun and my life is a tragic porno. Wain Man and Wadio ruined the NFL. RIP Bill Engvall and Dave Attell but Ron White was better

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/120441221

WFYM 284 - Huaweifair

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 01:32:56 -0500

We read the AI generated version of The Great Gatsby with Gen Z slang so you don't have to. Actually we didn't read it either because we also don't have to. Plus we read the LOLcat Bible and it made us Christian because we are as impressionable as the Oomfie Loomfies. I need a low hyphen to stand on so I can point at it and say I Stand On That like E-40. Bill and Hillary Clinton were in Fleetwood Mac in the 90s and they tried to import a Chinese Rizzler inside a file cabinet

WFYM 283 - Bullfrog Surgery (PREVIEW)

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 23:19:32 -0500

My son is in China now because he sent me a TikTok by an account named Ron Jeremy Bullfrog Tunnels. We had to send him across the Jim From The Office Ocean. Andy Dick gave Bob Hope a speedball and then tickled him until he made good on the prunes and came in threes like a trilogy. Christmas Dubstep is coming back in 2025

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/119958127

WFYM 282 - Zup

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 01:55:04 -0500

What's Zup? It's unvaxxed spermwater and it looks like sea monkeys. We made some plans to move the dumbest Americans to abandoned Norse colonies in Greenland so they can practice walrus arts and there will be a Super Bucee's there. Unfortunately everyone will have to pay their bills with checks or barrels of pennies. Some blowhard jackass covered me in adult oil he got from a mail order catalog and I think it was either Chicken or The Jamester

WFYM 281 - Cold Hard Burger (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 20:05:43 -0500

Hesse joined us again to cover the topics of the Saint of Aunts and scumbags and how sometimes dads are a Cold Hard Bitch you need to kiss on the lips and the Outlaw Meal at BK and putting Jimmies on your Piggy Hat and Ground Bud and using your worst friend as a grill tester and needing the trash when you burp and space fifis

https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-281-cold-119459821

WFYM 280 - Throatbush

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 12:00:00 -0500

We recorded this one last year so it might be outdated LOL. There is a plan to make the Finger Lakes do The Shocker by filling in one of the lakes halfway and then we build a bridge to Hawaii but tell everyone it goes to Japan and there will be no H1B visas given out to laborers because someone used them to buy a 7" of the Horst-Wessel-Lied to play backwards. They are building a huge city in Nunavut as well and that one gives visas through Canadian Express. Do not go Loco Gordo Gringo mode at the Back to the Future stage show or I will give you El Chamorro Loco

WFYM 279 - Taxi Rider (with Charlie StyledApe) (PREVIEW)

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 01:47:09 -0500

Charlie (@StyledApe) from the Most Controversial podcast joined us to talk some more about animals with a bone in their penis and how multiple countries in Europe have a problem with their politicians eating poop and I had to get a Kiss SS to cover up my tattoo of A Really Really Fast Spaceship

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/most-controversial/id1582911132

https://www.patreon.com/mostcontroversial

WFYM 278 - Baculum Auction

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 00:07:42 -0500

Merchants and inns are paying bottom dollar for loot from the woods because everyone in Texas already has a Texas Toothpick and demand is effectively zero. Skins and pelts are out when we have shirts. George Washington had a baculum (before women complained) and a prehensile tail and he would use it to whip his zesty white slaves like a crocodile on their birthday

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 277 - Dog Sabra (PREVIEW)

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 21:46:42 -0500

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/118574289

WFYM 276 - Big Blooded

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 09:05:00 -0500

I got in trouble for putting my grandpa in the gas tank of a Ferrari during a test drive and they made me take out a PPP loan to pay for it plus I had to use the mold I made of my uncle's mouth with Chex Mix bits sticking out to siphon out the contaminated gas because it would be weird to do it to his real mouth. If an exterminator rings your doorbell without texting first do not open the door because he will try to fling bug seeds and roly polies over your shoulder

https://www.youtube.com/@WFYMradio

https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM

https://www.instagram.com/wfymradio/

WFYM 275 - Nullo Stud Lemurs (with Max Palma) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Palma joined us to discuss nullo studs and Jelly Roll's oxidized penny DEI cock and what Our Lady of Guadalupe gets at the drive thru and how Katy Perry got married to k. d. lang when her name was Kate Eat Pussy and both their names were k. d. lang and Red Scare was named Lemonjello and Oranjello and they fed hay to a nullo stud rapper no diddy

WFYM 274 - Grilled Milk

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 09:04:00 -0500

It sucks like an AutoBlow when your crody acts like a yeoman without a side blicky who does raceplay with the devil and you have to give him Phillips Head until he braps through his backfly to realistic angels

WFYM 273 - Pupperwoods (PREVIEW)

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 15:51:03 -0500

What if Mario was in prison with Haliey Tuah and he became a furry with the tanooki suit for AB protection and he got microchipped by skinheads and then Goofy used a giant key to get him out and then you saw Big Bird and Barney slapboxing and Titus the Grinch was whipping sharps at them and licking peanut butter off a red red rocket

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-273-117610238

WFYM 272 - Busbugs

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0500

I was about to bring my bustball of nut to the sperm bank and my half pitbull chihuahua ran over and ate it all because he has dyslexia and thought it was a buzzball so I brought him to the horse doctor that does animal MAID but he said it was a civil offense so he can only go to ad hoc ant and rat jail. They want to make us into elephants and put a chinese finger trap over our nose

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 271 - Eight Crazy Legs (PREVIEW)

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0500

The doctors in Canada tried to euthanize me with a bite from a huge spider because I had a personal raincloud from the vibecession and when the worms came out to die it smelled like Shark Tale smellovision

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 270 - Seacraft Airrier

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

A blump is an underwater blimp the shape and size of a whale and it carries underwater submarines inside your waterbed. And its genitalia are a reverse Minion. Toenail thanksgiving for life no socks no masters

WFYM 269 - Mr. Words (PREVIEW)

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 18:40:16 -0500

They are making an underground Subway Couche-Tard in Canada and I was going to bring a barrel of money over Niagara Falls backwards using the waterfall trick but the mounties confiscated it like Youinque so I live in Singapore now as the voice actor for Sylvester the Cat and I live in the Kowloon Walled City amusement park on Noah's Ark in the dockyard. We discussed spitting and pirating a Christmas tree and shirts and skins frat parties

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/116715996

WFYM 268 - Homemade Cousins

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

You never see blimps anymore because people keep making hindenburg holes to make it a badyear. Saw Homer today but he escaped and his skin was crayon yellow but they call my white son Peach but my son is my new old cousin. A new old cousin is the single blade of grass who represents persistence. Even the oldest coaches can produce a kidney stone zygote even if they got bit by a bird or stained by an aerial lineman load

WFYM 267 - Blue Pillar of Hair (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 09:08:00 -0500

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 266 - Durban Antidote

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Pookie is a Crumblr Hutt and a Jawa hanged himself from a tree on Talk Tuah because he saw Cum Poop Panda on an airplane to Lesotho the Denver of Africa while trying to eat the airplane because of Mother's Trick. I found KoRn in the poop that Jabba left on the Nephilim while they were deflowering the Sarlacc pits and posted it on /r/whatdidieatlastnight and Turdlr and if I was in Baby's Day Out I would meet up with Russell and Bob No Arms Or Legs Bank Robbers to Good Time and Conor Clapton myself

WFYM 265 - Two Rizzlers (PREVIEW)

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 09:30:00 -0500

Mr. Vance have you considered that your life is a movie? And you are the Anakin of it, the big headed boy? And you got all A's in school because your youngling roommates killed themselves? We talked about the sperm bank again as well as the election and having a man with God inside of him save your life as the nude lifeguard at the nude beach who is also a DoorDash driver

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 264 - Shirtopia

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Do not let your pets poop tribute the Sports Illustrateds on the floor with their Jackson Pollock because that is for humans only. It would be awesome to be shrunk down so you can have Justin Trudeau do the gerbil trick with you instead of having him shrunk into a pen holder you can penetrate with a pen to penalize him or printing his face on toilet paper and making the toilet paper into a fifi with a glove so you sort of have 1000 Justin Trudeaus spiraling around your prison prick

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 263 - Moach (PREVIEW)

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 09:17:00 -0500

God was trying to hide Mel Gibson like the Minions. Accidental Racist 2 coming 2025 by Forgiato Blow and Little Pimp. Champagne pairs nicely with a fast food french fry appetizer. Neighbors love your leaves and I am looking to buy much

WFYM 262 - Lagos Sperm Palace

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We need to MEGA (Make Everything Good Again). Easy to rob sperm banks, the return of the Hamburglar, the return of the Spermburglar, Anal Clooney has PS1 graphics, Patrick Star Bateman, groceries sold at the sperm bank, sperm sold at McDonald's, all of that needs to come back

WFYM 261 - Pee Bank (PREVIEW)

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

I am thinking about taking a gap year until Christmas when I can get a new PS5 and a Pink Floyd women's butts tattoo on my butt to look at through two mirrors at the sperm bank where I hand them an Arnold Palmer I made with a Brisk pink lemonade and McDonald's breakfast and some magazines and a lot of effort

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/c/ChapoFYM

WFYM 260 - Polish Roulette

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

CD six shooter in the trunk of my car

One through five are blank CD-Rs

Six is the brown note that can make me shart

Evergreen Terrace like im Homer Bart

WFYM 259 - Zynga Legs (PREVIEW)

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:05:00 -0400

Barry Horney, DDS stands accused of letting his son attend a sigma Diddy party at the Fuckin Naround and Findingout in Michael Jackson's house funded by the Yakuza at 5000% APR. Please remember to use your coupon for a free digital converter box before June 12, 2009 or Obama gets to keep the money

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 258 - Human Kief

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 03:40:49 -0400

Why doesn't anyone talk about Monty Python or The Mighty Boosh anymore? What if Wishbone was an XL Bully that didn't know how to read? Which celebrities will drive you around Los Angeles for free? Why is the weather report always wrong? Did I rizz up my swizzle stick and have a Diddy party on myself? This and other questions are answered within

WFYM 257 - Marvin's Hole (PREVIEW)

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 00:07:31 -0400

We have a great business plan to buy a bunch of toys. That's it. Plus we know how to reboot Marvin Gaye's name and we talked about half birthdays and black sheep and Chuck Wendig and Bluesky daydream planners and Heavyweights and the Vlogs Economy and how you should carry a decoy dog to protect against alligators

WFYM 256 - Hairless Chimeras

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

In this house we believe: Being ravenous is not a deadly sin. Obama ruined the economy by passing NAMBLA. Cats should not look like a nutsack and only my son should be hairless. Dogcatchers should get guns but also body cameras. Illegal gamblers should not be executed with a Buster Sword. Squatter's rights applies to soda

WFYM 255 - Starburst Pineapple and Chill (PREVIEW)

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

My mom's boyfriend threw out my carseat and blocked me on her phone because I ate the Starburst and pineapple chunks he was going to give out to Trick or Treaters and drank his Svedish Fish Svedka. Now he hides all his candy in the urn that he said my grandma was in but both of mine are still alive unlike LOOM

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 254 - Pony Express Wrecker

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0400

I caught my local Pony Expressman whipping a handful of Kamala 2024 mailers into the Grand Canyon on a Ring camera installed on my log cabin and no one believes me because the video quality is too good for 1850. Factcheck: I confused Zimbabwe with Zaire because I also have money from Zaire but that money is in too good condition to keep in my wallet as a joke. I didn't confuse them because I am the type of guy to get 59ed at the Hemorrhoid Hate Crime concert

WFYM 253 - A Mylar Poop That Looked Like A Juicebox (PREVIEW)

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Back before the sexual revolution you could be a green poop shaped like an army man and they had to give you a school bond on a DVD and free dress shoes and you would be issued a Hawk Tuah gf named Reagan who helps you shoot up Rick Simpson Oil once the 1973 oil embargo eliminates your factory job in Gary, Indiana. We talked about how someone needs to get Travis Kelce to endorse Ghetto Gaggers

WFYM 252 - Cuatro Crazy

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 05:08:38 -0400

Hello my future listener... I stayed up too long snorting Sweet 'n' Low flashing my Publix in the mirror and had to come down by drinking two Cuatro Crazies the cane sugar Four Loko they sell in Mexico. If you try to take the sugar out you will have to get through some real loco blanco gringo americanos who are ready to make your legs into a ham sandwich. You will rot in the school dungeon with the Tasmanian devils and this time there is no secret exit passage to the grotto of colorful carpets

WFYM 251 - Big Rascal (with Andrew Hudson) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

My son's name was Zyzz Gigachad Chad Michael Murray but he was tragically killed in a prom night car accident with his Albanian friend Tonibler Elvis Noshito Hoxha on the way to see My Son the Hurricane headlining Coachella because they drove past a nude beach. Tell all your friends Alfalfa is a fascist

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/20/kosovan-albanians-name-children-tony-blair-tonibler

https://www.newsweek.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/little-rascals-alfalfa-actor-under-fire-controversial-comments-1956632

WFYM 250 - The Buttofguy Effect

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

I have a system to win McDonald's Monopoly and it involves drawing a missing railroad piece so perfect they have no choice but to accept it. Once I win I promise to buy nudes from a certain Canadian and split them with all my coworkers unless they quit once they have enough for a PS5 and then move to the 7th ring of suburbs around Houston to take advantage of the fire geyser

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 249 - New Yeller (PREVIEW)

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 21:45:32 -0400

I had to put down my beautiful new dog to save him from the indignity of my brother giving him Halal breast implants to win a bet and stop his daughter from being bullied at school in the process. Plus he could have had asymptomatic rabies and he never got to have his own Kazooie and my son Tarn Carroll or a Texan Devil was liable to eat him. And we talked about Laura Loomer

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 248 - Candirus of the Nephilim

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

The only immigrants we hate are Canada Geese. I was attacked by a Canada Goose while backwards peeing up a small candiru in Dave Grohl Alley while he was getting Kate Middleton pregnant with a bastard using his 22 foot drumstick that only Tom Bunyan could of used. Beware of Unculums & Uncubi & Homouncubus

WFYM 247 - Silento Generation (PREVIEW)

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 15:47:35 -0400

We talked about ruining sleepovers by eating the new Taco Bell Top Meal and starting HipHopHeads arguments about A Tribe Called Quest and how our generation used to drink from the hose and now we drink with the hoes and our grandparents used to drink from the well but now they are in hell. I have a 7/11 roller in my house with a crumb catcher and I use it to heat up mac and cheese

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 246 - Chirp

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We had to work on Labor Day to talk about the Top Diet and how lot lizards are going extinct because linemen are poaching them to turn them into bucket bunnies and we need to breed more using the methods of Dr. Ruth. The new McDonald's burger in Canada is too big and the guy making it is nodding out imagining John C. Reilly is in Lord of the Rings. Use code WFYM at Boost Mobile to get 25% off a Motorola i530

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 245 - Prima Hoctua (with Hesse Deni) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us to discuss Joe Rogan's standup special and toilet candirus and Adolf Hitchler and Richard Dawkins on Club Random explaining how sperm works and cops catching salmon in the waterfall

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 244 - Doo Doo Gauze

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

I do want the world to hear this because you WILL understand. RFK stole a whale and it sprayed all over his daughter Kick and she had to go to Success Class for plagiarizing David Cross and then Skeeter Braun got Justin Bieber's wife pregnant with an apple and Ben Franklin got Thin Lizzo pregnant with a 200 year old baby

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 243 - Despicable Them (PREVIEW)

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

What would you do as the titular character in Hollow Man 4? Hopefully not the dolphinian pursuits exhibited in the original film. Plus Tom gets acknowledged by Cameo star "Picrob" and Chet finds out Aliens was just puppets

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 242 - Emanuel Masturbacion

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We checked up on the death predictions from 1990 and found out a new animal RFK Jr is sexually menacing and learned the true name of the Pope back in Argentina when he was determining the doctrinal position on Lovense and remembered how much we hate Hans Blix

🎼Sly and the Family Stone - (You Caught Me) Smilin'

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 241 - Candiru Cat (PREVIEW)

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

On this one we cover needing some more Nitrus and how Captain Save-a-Twink uses a trampoline to rescue the exes of a Dracula and uncover more details about what happened to RFK Jr. during his encounter with a Pallas cat and explore the secret world of killing bald eagles and selling their feathers to Paul Simon so he can make a headdress and the seminal film Baby Stay Out

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 240 - Bigpox

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

In twelve short years Andy Richter will have the opportunity of a lifetime provided we get the Bernie Mac serum developed from scabs and tested intrarectally on monkeys. Richter was the good Andy because Andy Dick dicked over Carlos Mencia as he stepped off the plane at LAX after promising him the neighbor role in Costello. Thanks to Barron for the watch

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 239 - Yellow Solo Cup (PREVIEW)

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Festivalgoers have found a new way to forego long lines for the bathroom at Bonnaroo – carrying around a backpack filled with cat litter. Cat litter is not only for classrooms and the floor of your car but also the drawers in your dorm room that your roommate pees in. Put on your 1950s tie die and strap on your CamelFront and enjoy the show. Robert MF Kennedy Jr grilled a Pallas cat and dumped the leftovers in the East River in 2002

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 238 - Rog

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Ohio can finally sell that day 1 rec weed that sweats like a frog and hops like a rabbit and my replicants are growing it in the back of a Spirit Halloween with their happy bunny bitches. We addressed the tampon controversy and the feud between Cyanide & Happiness and Cathy and Beetle Bailey

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 237 - Neighbor Jelly (PREVIEW)

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We have some amazing new ideas for the Red Cross that will revolutionize the harvesting of blood and also a deep background in diamond mining but you will find no blood diamonds here. Plus we refute some Ali Spagnola slander from a woke teacher and imagine using a human ass as bait for a dolphin trap

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 236 - Unalive Your Local Pie Thief

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Football hooligans tried to take down Tom through Ticketmaster but he prevailed. Who even cares about football when the Olympics are on? We are watching the Olympics and leaving several perfectly crisp apple pies to warm on the windowsill and if someone tries to grab one they will be punished sevenfold in the culinary circle of hell where they will be baked into a pie

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 235 - Reverse Exterminator (PREVIEW)

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Someone stole our idea to release bugs at an anime convention but they did it to Netanyahu instead. We are going to break into your parents' house with a big bag of bugs and put motion blur back on their TV and change the channel to Joystick

WFYM 234 - Horsamine

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Maa Durga cursed George Washington with not having orange rodentoid dontoids which would ruin any road trip you tried to take with him if there was hard food in tow. Namaste everyone. Happy Quantum Kwanzaa. We teach you how to Kilz or Zinss your booger shirt so you can key cars hands free

Edit: someone did the bug plague to Netanyahu lol https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9zjGQ7xS64/

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 233 - Antam Sanskaar for Lou Dog (PREVIEW)

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

I'm Sikh.

of Bradley Nowell and his dead dog trying to make Santa create obscene celebrity scenarios and deliver fifi gifts and Venoms and Charleston Chew and turquoise dentist candy and gay porn disguised as Jesus statues to prison

WFYM 232 - Uncubus

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We have insider information on how Dr. Ruth and Richard Simmons died and where to get horse bones for a knife for your dad for his birthday and how to trick CubeSmart into throwing away 30 bags of rotting food for you for free and how to forget whether you are Albanian or Armenian and how to protect yourself from an uncubus whatever tomorrow brings

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 231 - Sputum Splat (PREVIEW)

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

What is the viscosity of the loads that Joe Biden the Non-offending Sperm GOAT is spewing out? Watery or floury? You can find out on Joystiq.tv and if you want to donate you can walk on the side of the highway looking for coins at night but look out for spiders. Plus some insider info about the size of Nate Ruess's wallet and the new Happy Birthday song

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 230 - Homemade DoorDash

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We are in the dog days of Hawk Tuah Summer and Pharrell roped with a hat in Israel because Kentucky Fried Chicken is now the Keffiyeh Fedayeen Caliphate. Undercover cops are doing pube stings and they murdered every cartoon because they microwaved lunchmeat in the break room

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 229 - Enbiawit Ankle Monitor (PREVIEW)

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 11:12:56 -0400

We talked about woke rollercoasters and the existential malaise of Drunk Mario Kart and the cool non-binary judge who lets everyone go and unschoolers and The Story Shofar and A Kid in King Arthur's Court and ordering a fake ankle monitor on Alibaba to trick your family

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-229-ankle-107725701

WFYM 228 - Wet Raisins

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Arcade Matt was hacked by crypto scammers and they turned his house into a giant Coinbase logo for him to live inside. Wings is coming back on TV and the band Wings is also coming back. Chelsama Bin Clinton is being sent back to Arabia. The worst man in Las Vegas is bringing rock 'n' roll energy to food delivery. The name of grapes is being changed

🎼Paul McCartney and Wings - Jet

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 227 - Two Ropers No Ebert (PREVIEW)

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked about how long it would take to get Biden and Trump to "release" if you were "gripping" them as Doc would say and how old is too old to be on Snapchat and reheating pizza and what may have happened during the last days of Michael Hutchence when he was roping and Bob Geldof licked it off the floor like a dog

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 226 - Medical Malpractice

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Two of streaming's most predatory doctors have been cancelled by cancel culture causing an uptick in forklift blockers. Plus the South Park of X and LDS spinoffs and an interview with Bowser and roofing with meconium and Hawk Tuah

🎼Little Feat - Rock and Roll Doctor

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 225 - Live at The Yard (PREVIEW)

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We unboxed our $10,000 WhatNot delivery and cracked our packs of Election 1992 trading cards and talked about Australian Border Patrol and Morgan Spurlock and John Fetterman's driving and Brandon Schaub and Dianne Feinstein's cremation and bringing a horse to a glory hole

Sorry about the audio quality, I forgot the adapters to plug my Tascam into the board

Thank you to Jesse (https://www.knightsoftheslice.com/) and The Yard (https://www.theyardbeacon.com/) for hosting us

WFYM 224 - Get Free

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

What is your favorite song by The Hives? Mine is Buttertooth Jimmy (With His Big Crackling Box Mod Vape). Do you know about the secret Property Brothers who are the Serbs in Nelk? Crazy Frog is called C-Frog now and he drinks Nemo's Nutcracker. Scotsmen are the greediest race.

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 223 - Utah Brotherhusbands (PREVIEW)

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We learned that masseuses prefer to be called sex therapists and if Robin Williams had one he would still be here with us. Also discussed were Anakin playing in the NBA and lax fitness standards in the Air Force and gross new sports mascots and Tom's parents going to the midnight release of Altoids

Vote for Utah Outlaws: https://nhlinutah.com/

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 222 - Too Tall Cop

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Owls and eagles are invasive and you can get $20 from the government for shooting them because they keep eating the Africanized bees and making it too hard to keep weeds off your lawn. Plus a discussion on Sino-Japanese relations and anti-natalist trolls and a cop too big to fit in the courtroom

🎼Suburban Lawns - Janitor

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 221 - Upper Decker (PREVIEW)

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Tom is back from Japan where he got to watch Harold and Kumar on the plane but didn't want to pee and he went to the Frog and Mosquito Cafe. And he respected the toilets even though there are nearly infinite ways to destroy a toilet. Also Fake Hulk Hogan is fighting with Fake Iggy Azalea about memecoins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIL6h-44Ak

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zcHYkuZv4a2dzlmIaPTfQ

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 220 - Fed Bruschetta

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked about getting roped into a voicemail based uncle tussle and going to Hooters for Hair where they cut your hair at the bar unlike Mr. Hair and the new band Big Time Fat Rush and OxyContin and hating Wordies and being a white surrogate for dreadlocks and Neve Campbell signing autographs while in the bathroom and the $500 version of Streamyard

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 219 - St. Ratrick (PREVIEW)

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Kevin Costner's ex-wife is being extradited to China to be prosecuted for loose morals and sent to a Uyghur work camp to make supplies for Waterworld at Universal Studios Beijing. Also Donald Trump is being sent there as well for putting meat in the ceiling tiles at Old Style Buffet and being so horny he could suck the nose off a Sphinx

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 218 - Lighter Code

Thu, 30 May 2024 16:53:01 -0400

Pink lighter means you are gay. White lighter is unlucky. Yellow lighter means you like watersports. We talked about the Great Youngstown Bank Robbery of 2024 and what Rush is up to with the South Park guys and mountain lions and lyrebirds and getting degloved by power windows (not the Rush album) and cat burglars and Dr. von Schmidt and the Canadian guy pretending to be black for a book

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

WFYM 217 - Beary Beary (PREVIEW)

Mon, 27 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Thin Cartman was our doing and we are so proud of him. He got the shots and he looks great and now there is no reason for whaling ships to target him for his blubber. But shows were better in the old days when we had Tinky Winky Dipsy La La and Po and all cartoons were gay. Plus some disturbing updates about the worst family in Canada

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 216 - Shirley Temple

Thu, 23 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We have an exclusive interview with an ex-Nielsen household plus we got confused about golf and the ingredients of various cocktails like the Shania Twain and if Jim Carrey fell off and if Rick Moranis fell off and if it would be cool to hang out with the parents from South Park and the Non-Traditional McDonalds rugpull

https://tjukanovt.github.io/notable-people

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 215 - Baleen Veneers (PREVIEW)

Mon, 20 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Long May or May long? Should we respect veterans? Is Morse code useful? Should cops have to pick up litter instead of trying to ruin golf tournaments? Would it be cool to have baleen veneers so you can filter feed on krill? Is the one chip challenge really deadly? All these questions and more are answered within

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 214 - Laughing Out

Thu, 16 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We got to the bottom of whether Jerry Springer was real and the best type of senior prank to do involving numbered or labeled pigs or stolen gnomes and the Family Circus and Bruce Springsteen getting horny and what kind of restaurants Tom is going to in Japan like Drunk Bears and American Hot Dog Thomas and what the Air in Airbnb stands for

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

WFYM 213 - Gloria fraternitati foraminum in balneo (PREVIEW)

Mon, 13 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked about how it sucks when school makes you do dividaby and timesing and Twisted Tea and Summer Shandy and then figured out what the app WhatNot is how glory holes work and how woodpeckers and Aziz Ansari use them and people shove a Sprite straw through the hole into your penis

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/104081407

WFYM 212 - Pomp

Thu, 09 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

That guy gave a great commencement speech about Bitcoin and no one jumped to their death because of it. We talked some more about Bluey CK and if he would physically be able to beat off or he would have to hump a stuffed animal in front of other dogs

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 211 - Austrian Gematria (PREVIEW)

Mon, 06 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We dabbled in some numerology on this one and talked about the Dave and Buster's gambling app and Wavy Boats getting teens in trouble for littering and Samaritans and when America's Funniest Home Videos had a Nazi era and Joanne the Scammer getting in trouble for his sister looking at straight porn

WFYM 210 - The Ushword

Thu, 02 May 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We discussed $12,000 and debuted a new character the Rittenhouse Centrist and debated diarrhea vs thoughing up and trampoline vs water park and the bar where the whole thing is a pool and you can pee wherever and found out Justin Bieber is crying because he only speaks Hindi

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

Live show June 16th https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

WFYM 209 - The Great Mexico Train Robbery (PREVIEW)

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We spilled some tea about someone spilling some pee on a couch in 2012 and before that we talked about the Long Island Medium and airplane pukers and JVN losing dogs and Maye Musk and Bill Gates robbing a train and how it would be cool to get paid to watch Louis CK masturbate all day so he leaves women alone

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 208 - Cigmata

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 01:46:54 -0400

Imagine a hole in your hand where you can hold a cigarette... and then imagine scalping deactivated hotel keycards, and Eve Barlow fighting off a bailiff so she can eat Amber Heard's pussy while she testifies against Bedward Scissorlegs... plus we talked about the bullcrap thieving crisis

WFYM 207 - Mr. Skins (PREVIEW)

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We invented a game called Cop Simulator where you look at your phone and scroll through instagram and Kotaku couldnt decide if it was woke or not

Full episode at: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 206 - Wiping Wall

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

Topics discussed include wiping boogers on the Western Wall, making a glory hole in the Western Wall, IMVU, the Red Hot Chili Peppers predicting the future, MoDo, being a Ricky Martin is straight truther, who is the millennial Cheech and Chong

Song: David Bowie - Weeping Wall

WFYM 205 - Mermaid Recipe (PREVIEW)

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We learned a lot about the anatomy of dolphins and how selective breeding works and blew the lid off Boeing assassinating a whistleblower by tricking him into having a horse fetish

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 204 - Warlock

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 00:51:33 -0400

I hate how gendered Manwich is but I also hate how they named a comet after some broad... sorry for talking about the eclipse but it was only for a minute

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

Live show tickets: https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

WFYM 203 - Truck Wife (PREVIEW)

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked about doing the goatwave and how it would be cool to do the blowjob motion and the pussy eating V if you were an ex president at the inauguration and they put you on the inauguration Jumbotron that they have and how the guy in the drop seat in the UPS truck is your truck wife

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 202 - Bounty the Dog Hunter

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 03:35:29 -0400

We decided that you should test your weather balloon on a cat before telling the coward Falcon to get in it and we talked about the 2003 East Coast blackout and spraying your sperm to Bruce Almighty and trending sandwiches

Live show tickets

https://www.theyardbeacon.com/toy-pizza-expo

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 201 - Night of the Long Wrenches (PREVIEW)

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We poured out a Stars 'n' Stripes for a fallen hero and talked about Rabbi Schmuley giving a boy a lap dance and high school sports teams called the Midgets and Norwegian incels and low views making people want to give up and the dirty Christmas song

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 200 - Bicentennial Men (with Felix Biederman)

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We celebrated Purim by eating a weird bumpy lemon and talked about the weekly sports gambling scandal, wearing a mask to a party for the sole purpose of calling out a COVID scold for not wearing a mask, poop measuring contests, using a roller brush to paint diarrhea on the walls of a psych ward, dumb takes on the Key Bridge collapse and Rabbi Schmuley wearing a Fiveish costume

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 199 - Peppa Middleton (PREVIEW)

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:49:00 -0400

We caught up with the Middleton family and reviewed the AI art prints Jack Scalfani is trying to sell on Etsy and decided that cloth diapers are too much trouble and paraphrased the recent life updates of the Toronto Rotfiend

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 198 - Shotgun

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked Fake Drake and Fake Jon Taffer and Bruno Mars gambling and the Pee Pee Man, which is God, helmets, tricking your friend into thinking he murdered you, calling shotgun when picking up your friend from prison, jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge to be with Bob Saget

WFYM 197 - Hold Your Ish For A Switch (PREVIEW)

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked about putting a wheelchair on a buffalo and Strom Thurmond's reddit account and GamerGate 2 being boring and getting shocked by 120 volts and radio contests where you hold your shit and piss for a game console and teachers who get bullied and James Somerton

WFYM 196 - Homer Sarcoma

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0400

We talked Kate Middleton conspiracy theories and rap name generators and tarmac scammers and kangaroos in Alberta and low IQ homesteaders having a HUD that leads them to gas stations

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 195 - Broke Boy Blue Bubbler (PREVIEW)

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 03:06:55 -0400

Miscreants are installing iOS emulators on their Androids to get the blue bubble and trick girls... and trying to pay for drinks with gasoline

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-195-broke-100141426

WFYM 194 - Padre Pio

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0500

I found corn in my blood and gold in my baby teeth and blanket on my baby

WFYM 193 - Toad's Load 3D (PREVIEW)

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 16:53:39 -0500

Mario defintely goes WAHOO when the fire flower comes out of his but lol

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-193-toads-99769070

WFYM 192 - Nugget Nightmare

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 23:26:05 -0500

We thought about ways to make the Shane Gillis monologue more offensive, buying a house with land mines in the yard, emptying septic tanks with your mouth, McNugget challenges, and the Ultima Stepmom Final Fantasy

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 191 - Craig Electronics (PREVIEW)

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 23:39:03 -0500

What would you do with a real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with real life Ditto? Could your horny ass be alone in a room with Jack Scalfani when he had the Zumiez?

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-191-craig-99285221

WFYM 190 - Double Spider

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 01:38:45 -0500

It would suck to be gored... but we put our faith in the Lord... and thats on vlog

WFYM 189 - Ice Ocean Fishers (PREVIEW)

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 18:28:11 -0500

This one is about millennials falling for phone scammers and 6th graders thinking Stanley cups are uncool and Joe Budden cutting a new hole into somebody and fucking a Big Mouth Billy Bass, a football, a foot, a punching bag, Gucci Goombah, fucking a football with a dildo,

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-189-ice-98732489

WFYM 188 - Funky Old Rattling Disaster

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 23:31:01 -0500

We talked about SweatCoin the coin the pays you for sweating and the threat of AI to voice actors and all the good and bad ways to spell FORD and DODGE and MASERATI

WFYM 187 - New Mosquitoes (PREVIEW)

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 22:08:06 -0500

The Nephilim used to do the gerbil trick with capybaras and there are new mosquitoes that are improved

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/98370003

WFYM 186 - Vinegaroons

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

We gave our take on the DRake snake and talked about the Taylor Swift backlash and the Gay Approver and zipoff pants and how Pokemon could be used to solve the border crisis and the guy climbing on the Sphere

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 185 - S.K.A.G.S. (PREVIEW)

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 21:43:01 -0500

We talked about Groundhog Day and how to escape from your lap band and Subway and the SKAGs up in Skagway and putting Booger Beans on a tour rider and castles and darts and "Celebration" by Post Malone

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-185-s-k-g-s-98004126

WFYM 184 - Fish

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

We talked about school bus vandalism and Christmas and fishing in a storm drain and apples full of yellowjackets and C.R.A.P. and Jason Kidd and how TOM said on the record if he was suddenly in Chocolate Land he would pout because he wanted Laffy Taffy

WFYM 183 - Old Internet Theory (PREVIEW)

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 22:23:23 -0500

We talked about the Chicago Dick Hole and cat burglars and Assassin's Creed and Let it Rock 2 and catfishes and how the internet has been colonized by old people

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/97459896

WFYM 182 - Travis Mark Luke and Tom

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 01:05:45 -0500

This one is about staying together for the kids and growing up and all the small things... plus the primaries a little bit and Brady the doll and Rock Band Aerosmith and Future Shop and whether it would be hard to beat Dark Souls 2 with a DDR pad while getting your dick sucked

WFYM 181 - Dog Stewart (PREVIEW)

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 22:41:31 -0500

We talked about calling in sick and getting thrown out of bars and Devin Faraci boxing Joe the neighbor from Family Guy and slam poetry and Zelda Tears and what Rod Stewart's dog got into

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-181-dog-96945326

WFYM 180 - Sean and the Pac-12

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0500

We talked about the CEO who got kidnapped in South Africa while filming a music video and people saying unalive and grape and stuff and boomers demanding babies wear socks at the store and the NCAA

WFYM 179 - Diarrhea Forever (PREVIEW)

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 21:23:52 -0500

Topics include getting your dick turned into a pillar of salt, Ozempic side effects, ephedrine, Rain Man, tofu, the Gerblin, Mad Magazine, poop

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-179-forever-96506260

WFYM 178 - Beth Leather

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 20:06:27 -0500

What they did to Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife's body was incredibly disrespectful. We also talked about April Fools and Nasty Sanchezes and DVD players on the bus and RAck City

WFYM 177 - Google Boy (PREVIEW)

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 22:15:54 -0500

We talked about the pussy situation at Jan 6 and Fedsmoker and Tokio Hotel and the plane the door fell off of and Vlogs getting the John Cena followback

https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-177-google-96134421

WFYM 176 - Cerberus Crate

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 23:21:32 -0500

We talked more about cat poop and dog poop more than ever before as well as why there aren't dumbwaiters anymore and deer and bear and horse and dog doorbells

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 175 - Vietnamese Administration (PREVIEW)

Sat, 30 Dec 2023 16:13:35 -0500

We returned from Christmas to talk about our Hauls and the oldest Civil War veterans and #NutForBieber and the Sexy Conservative Calendar Controversy and eating Bubble Tape from the side

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-175-95465999

WFYM 174 - Christmas Grouse

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

We talked about the downfall of Bill Nye and ordering a Moscow Mule to steal the copper mug for scrap and Car Driving Indonesia and Anthony Weiner

WFYM 173 - Mud Men (ft @intellegint) (PREVIEW)

Wed, 20 Dec 2023 23:22:54 -0500

Andrew joined us to refute the Branson seagull narrative and pitch an escape room where to get out you have to eat poop

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-173-mud-men-94756051

WFYM 172 - American Hot Dog Thomas (ft. EATCHAIN)

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 17:56:17 -0500

Ben and CJ from EAT CHAIN joined us to talk about their enemy Devin and meeting Dan Quinn and we informed them against their will about a bunch of nasty stuff

https://www.twitch.tv/eatchain

WFYM 171 - Meatwhile (PREVIEW)

Sat, 09 Dec 2023 20:14:04 -0500

Cole Campbell is on hiatus, Jack Scalfani is going carnivore, and an anonymous manifesto roils the Melonie Mac community.... we checked back in with some old friends

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-171-94389081

WFYM 170 - Mosquito Breeder

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 18:38:56 -0500

We gave our takes on the GTA trailer and decided that getting bit by a bug feels good and you should be able to trap animals with a snare in the suburbs. And thinkgeek should come back

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

https://www.youtube.com/@ChapoFYM

WFYM 169 - Barbie Stone (PREVIEW)

Sat, 02 Dec 2023 15:29:00 -0500

We mourned the loss of Vince's grandpa and the Pittsburgh Mulders

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-169-barbie-93933928

WFYM 168 - Tiki Boss

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 18:17:30 -0500

We talked about having your mom draw a diagram of what 69ing is and how Dutch people go insane without boats and Leviticus and Mia Farrow with her white son

WFYM 167 - Chocolate Hot Dogs (PREVIEW)

Sat, 25 Nov 2023 22:53:17 -0500

Tom had to do something humiliating with poop because the Ohio State Buttguys lost

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/93537864

WFYM 166 - Americone Nightmare

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 20:13:05 -0500

We finally gave our take on the Pokimane cookie controversy and Tsimfuckis and how there is a little piece of Jerry Garcia's beard in every pint of Cherry Garcia

WFYM 165 - wtb netflix sebulan #zonauang (PREVIEW)

Sat, 18 Nov 2023 22:13:37 -0500

We talked about Kick drama and grocery store music and rubber ducks

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/wfym-165-wtb-93138597

WFYM 164 - Durban Poison Sumac

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 18:19:03 -0500

We took a trip to South Africa to hit the deadliest spliff on record and opened for Hopsin at SXSWSA

WFYM 163 - Christmas Spirit Halloween (PREVIEW)

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 00:18:34 -0500

We had to turn down a sponsorship from a company that sells animal sex dolls because they are based in Israel

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 162 - Mortem tuam annuntiamus Donimus

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 17:50:01 -0500

There is a new string of COVID that makes you take a poop and put the piece of poop into your penis and it makes your boogers into poop as well. To avoid this you have to dig up dead bodies and eat their dried skin to get Gen 1 COVID and then donate the hair to Locks for Love

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 161 - International College of Podcasting (PREVIEW)

Sat, 04 Nov 2023 22:32:18 -0400

We came up with some King of the Hill conspiracy theories and then checked in with Vinny Mac and Vlogs. Then we found out what Stormfront thinks about hackysack and 311

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 160 - Boo

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 22:31:28 -0400

We talked about the convention drama and the upcoming death of Bill Cosby and how the Las Vegas Sphere is blasting the Friends theme 24/7 and people are honking along to the clapping part

WFYM 159 - Stink Master (PREVIEW)

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:00:42 -0400

We finally give our take on the SSniperwolf/Jacksfilms drama that made Bourg quit YouTube after 16 years as well as Brett Gelman going insane on IG. We also learned that Kathy Griffin is canonically Peter Griffin's cousin

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 158 - Uber Classic

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 22:28:26 -0400

Uber is coming out with a new service called Uber Classic where the cars are at least 100 years old. Plus we talked about Japanese X League American football and how Hank Hill and Peggy Hill are cousins and debated the merits of buying a box of 500 identical California Raisins toys

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 157 - Lingleize It (PREVIEW)

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 17:41:33 -0400

This is our rebuttal to Jack Scalfani's op-ed arguing that blind people should be banned from Disneyland. We also talked about typing class and discord daters

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 156 - Little Boston

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 21:43:16 -0400

We theorized a Turkish Poop Ring Removal Massage. This is the Chicago episode

(Reuploaded this one because Podbean didn't send it to iTunes and Spotify??)

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 155 - Bands of My Brothers (PREVIEW)

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 17:11:39 -0400

We apologize for predicting 9/11 2 and evaluate the science about male squirting. Tweet of the week is back

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 154 - The Trickster

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 02:07:37 -0400

We recorded this on 10/5 and accidentally predicted Israel's 9/11. Also talked about Lord Miles being alive in Afghanistan and invented a new way to use tricks to sell weed

https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 153 - Jeans Nap (PREVIEW)

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 16:17:02 -0400

Chet has a theory about what to wear for the most efficient nap. We also talk about Rainn Wilson only being Baha'i at parties and Travis Kelce owing the world pictures of his penis and how the Carnivore Chef is no longer carnivore

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 152 - Spending Spurt

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 01:07:48 -0400

We finally got around to discussing the Kosovo situation. And gaming with our dads. And the contest to see which of four sex dolls Vinny Mac will purchase

WFYM 151 - Scubcouts (PREVIEW)

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 18:13:59 -0400

Chicken Island is Wakanda for Chickens? We got into electric cars and the Silk Seance that explains why Joe Biden is walking funny, and the different species of Lingles and living forever with baseball cards and Temu reviews and Scubcouts

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 150 - Thin Terminator

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 03:04:57 -0400

Tom is done being infantile and we are ready to talk about giving a condemned sex doll CPR to make fungal spores spray out of her opening to make more. Also whether buying a used VR headset is worth it if the previous owner used it to honk their crap. Then AI Mets sings a Kiss song for Chet

WFYM 149 - Spotify Discover Weekly (PREVIEW)

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 23:06:11 -0400

We debunked the fake piss jug mascot and dove into Cooking With Jack's attempt to get on Shark Tank in 2012. Then we endorsed Deray and got suspicious that Shagger of the Year is a legitimate award and checked in with Paula Deen and Rachel Dolezal

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 148 - Sauce Buyback

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 01:31:23 -0400

Taco Bell and KFC are doing a limited promotion starting right now where they will give you $1 in store credit for every sauce packet you bring them

WFYM 147 - Carnivore Hole (PREVIEW)

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:28:38 -0400

We talked about Pigskin and Raper Hyde and how Bottom Half Shower Chef is having burnout again and the Killdozer town and getting lap band surgery and blowing it out with food challenges

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 146 - Obama Spawner (with Mike Hale)

Sat, 09 Sep 2023 19:25:41 -0400

Dog Boner (@dogboner) joined us to talk about sour ooze and tongue piercings and how Yashar Ali lives in his house now without permission

Listen to Your Kickstarter Sucks

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/your-kickstarter-sucks/id1204911385

WFYM 145 - Doorheads (PREVIEW)

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 12:45:10 -0400

We discussed whether a teen could really die from the One Chip Challenge, animal husbandry, seeing Bigfoot on the train, Bob Barker, and how no one gets their tongue stuck to metal poles anymore

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 144 - Seinfeld on Game Pass

Sun, 03 Sep 2023 00:21:41 -0400

Jimmy Buffett is gone. But we still have Meade on a sockpuppet account telling people he was engaged to Miranda Lambert. And that may be all the music we need

Source on the proposed alternate Israels: https://i.redd.it/eul9pfp72yy61.jpg

WFYM 143 - Dishwasher Chicken (PREVIEW)

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 19:34:53 -0400

We talked about conjoined twins and TOOL conspiracies and Billy Mitchell and Tad Pole from Jizz Talking and Fathe on vacation and Cooking with Jack on Quora and our most embarrassing weed stories

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 142 - Peckerwoods

Sat, 26 Aug 2023 23:13:06 -0400

This one is about ChaosBugs and windmills and Bob Barker and the awful stuff Ray Charles did in the bathroom

WFYM 141 - Creampete (PREVIEW)

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 17:13:46 -0400

There is a man named Cream Peter who is terrorizing me and Bendin James and Noah Loadsrefused with loads. Also Fousey got arrested

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 140 - Mybughis Snomelet

Sat, 19 Aug 2023 02:27:49 -0400

This one is about blocking, Craig Golias, fake meat paranoia, Freddie Foodie King during 9/11, omelets made of boogers, Donald Trump if he was president during Hurricane Katrina

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 139 - Wolftopia (PREVIEW)

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 14:55:33 -0400

Is it okay to feed corned beef hash to a chihuahua? Is LA Knight spanish for The Knight? Is it acceptable to call someone Discord Kitten at mcdonalds

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 138 - Heckin Goofy Gooberino

Sat, 12 Aug 2023 23:43:37 -0400

I regret to inform you that Xtremenerdpat has been executed for calling Melonie Mac a heckin goofy goober. We talked about the Young Indian Method and buying Amanita muscaria from X ads

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 137 - Who Up That Wants To Give Me Attention (PREVIEW)

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 12:05:31 -0400

Topics include Travis Barker, Home_Halfway, Bourg on the carnivore diet, sounding, DSA reggae, Gangster Party Line and the playlist on Arcade Matt's Zune. Thank you

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 136 - Gallstone Factory

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:59:00 -0400

Three indictments were handed down to Donkey Kong this week for faking scores in his own game

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 135 - Twisted Metal out now on Peacock (PREVIEW)

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 00:04:26 -0400

We do a mini Entertainment Paradise about the new Twisted Metal show and then discuss Wet Saggers, Dragulas, Liquid Ass, litterers, hitchhikers, AR15 and forcibly shirting Bert Kreischer

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 134 - Barbler

Sat, 29 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0400

Topics include Wordlers and Barblers, Artie Lange's old tweets to Obama, sleeping at school, Sawx, The Emoji Movie, Stuttering John Melendez

WFYM 133 - End School Battings (PREVIEW)

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0400

We invented a new way to stop bad breath which is storing crunched up candy canes in the center console of your car. Also the X thing and a deep dive into Chris Loville the fake doctor

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 132 - Yahweh Nerfed Me (with @ZeroSuitCamus)

Sat, 22 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0400

Hesse (@ZeroSuitCamus) joined us once again to talk about being nerfed by the Lord, transvestigators, homeschooler penis inspection day, fake Arthur fans and smoking out of a bong filled with oysters Listen to Seeking Derangements: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seeking-derangements/id1503267615 Bonus episodes and videos at: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 131 - Tantrum Police (PREVIEW)

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 01:18:23 -0400

Okay das ist doch bait das ist der "jedes weinende Kind im Supermarkt konfrontieren, 10% werden gerade getrafficed" guy

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 130 - Seagullsbane

Sat, 15 Jul 2023 09:00:00 -0400

There is a storm brewing over Vanhoover... Vancouver's only extant brony convention

WFYM 129 - Live a Lot All Night (PREVIEW)

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 17:19:10 -0400

Our Spy x Family gave us some new info that breaks the Schtinkyfeet case wide open. Plus we caught Cooking with Jack using ChatGPT to cheat at reviewing the new human trafficking movie for his blog and Outlaw cant remember the name of his favorite KISS song

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 128 - Great Grandma Wad

Sat, 08 Jul 2023 01:19:19 -0400

We talked about soda urban legends, prank calls to Tradio, the originality of ravens vs. parrots and the oldest cats in the world, then dipped our toes into some newly surfaced 2005 forum posts where a 23-year-old Deadly Outlaw brags about ignoring his family on vacation to play Inuyasha on PS2

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 127 - Obscure Male Internet Users (PREVIEW)

Wed, 05 Jul 2023 16:09:03 -0400

May the fourth be with you...

We talked about Busky, Twitter ending, Elon Musk vs. the Stoned Raider, being cited on Know Your Meme about Mikey Miles, scuffed Ying Yangs, Michael Rappaport's 2005 sitcom, and the disbandment of the Foodie Federation after an attempted coup against JoeysWorldTour by the villain Picrob

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 126 - Brown Condom Challenge

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 08:43:00 -0400

We talked hoarding gasoline, driveway/golf tournament scams, the Walmart ZP Challenge, cops referencing Driving Miss Daisy and spitting dip into a condom

WFYM 125 - Bullet Bill Hickok (PREVIEW)

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 16:12:20 -0400

Topics discussed include Chet stepping on a crab, Eric the Actor being proto-Vince on Stickam, DeviantArt text posts, dipping with poison ivy, Bullet Bill being in the Deadwood pilot and agave flowers

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 124 - Operation Permanent Snow Day

Sat, 24 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0400

We touched on some of the stuff in the news and got into a discussion about using Scotty as a sushi model. Also the ways to set up traps in your house so you can be Taking Care Of Grandma

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 123 - Heaviest Rain (PREVIEW)

Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:59:00 -0400

We talked about bears both real and cartoon and answered a question from Dear Prudence. Also this is the math episode

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 122 - Heart of Beavis

Sat, 17 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0400

Chet called this the grossest episode we ever did. We talk a lot about Twisted Sister's stinkiest roadie eating bandaids as a zamboni driver

WFYM 121 - Timulants (PREVIEW)

Wed, 14 Jun 2023 18:56:46 -0400

Toes nine feeling fine... we get into lawns on this one, different species of grass

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 120 - Catfish Academy

Sat, 10 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0400

We discuss car registration and inspection laws as well as the recent turmoil in the lives of our old friends

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 119 - Carnival Diet (PREVIEW)

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 08:59:00 -0400

Check out the 1955 Le Mans disaster

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 118 - The GOAT Sucker

Sat, 03 Jun 2023 09:00:00 -0400

We took a group trip to the Titanic Museum in Branson, Missouri

Tenants From Hell - Issues With Water https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqqeynWN5AU

WFYM 117 - Pizza Pop and Parents (PREVIEW)

Wed, 31 May 2023 17:39:53 -0400

Nothing to do in this town but church and pizza pop and parents parties

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 116 - Custard Lunge

Sat, 27 May 2023 09:00:00 -0400

We talked a lot about getting hyper from drinking hawaiian punch

WFYM 115 - Destroy All Hamsters Melee (PREVIEW)

Wed, 24 May 2023 08:59:00 -0400

I got fired as a substitute teacher for making spitballs

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 114 - Mighty Orphan Power Wager

Sat, 20 May 2023 08:48:00 -0400

Magnet fishing and regular fishing are going to be one thing if people keep feeding metal to fish

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 113 - Venus Day (PREVIEW)

Wed, 17 May 2023 23:20:10 -0400

I put a digital leash on Spike to keep him in the yard

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 112 - Fifis for School

Sat, 13 May 2023 08:08:00 -0400

Peaches and cream (oh)
I need it 'cause you know that I'm a fiend (that's right)
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better when it's with ice cream

WFYM 111 - Hanoi Reba (PREVIEW)

Wed, 10 May 2023 18:21:33 -0400

Topics for this one are snow days and the sweatshop Reba McEntire runs in Dui Vtong Nhang to scam people out of Target gift cards

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 110 - Triple Triple Double Double

Sat, 06 May 2023 09:33:00 -0400

We talked about Bam emerging from the woods, the writers strike, and two of our favorite gangrenous youtubers

WFYM 109 - LaughPunisher (PREVIEW)

Wed, 03 May 2023 08:44:00 -0400

This one has a lot about the physiology of animal buttcheecks Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 108 - Pinkarms

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 08:46:00 -0400

We all know that one kid who shows up to school covered in burrs

WFYM 107 - Tom’s Kitchen Tips (PREVIEW)

Wed, 26 Apr 2023 18:15:41 -0400

Hundreds of Carols and Lindas are angry at us for dissing meat

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 106 - Chelsea Grin Bowling Ball Incident

Sat, 22 Apr 2023 08:19:00 -0400

The singer from Chelsea Grin got some Korean kid to swallow a bowling ball to make weight for the candy factory

WFYM 105 - Lewis and Clark and Me (PREVIEW)

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 22:54:14 -0400

My winky is looking like a gumball machine

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 104 - World 1-1 Veteran

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 09:13:00 -0400

I watched the life go out of a Goombas eyes in the trenches

WFYM 103 - Lord I Lift Your Name On High (PREVIEW)

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 16:48:05 -0400

I would be such a good cellmate for you dude

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 102 - Cruising with Jack

Sat, 08 Apr 2023 09:06:00 -0400

I had to go up to my room and order room service just to get a salad. I was chowing on the chocolates on my pillow just to keep myself from cardiac arrest.

WFYM 101 - Dirty House (PREVIEW)

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 22:35:48 -0400

Rhonda Santos

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 100 - Centennial International Exhibition (with Felix Biederman)

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 08:55:00 -0400

Felix joined us for a group prayer

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 99 - Meatspin Was My Parents (PREVIEW)

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 14:46:41 -0400

We have an update on the guy who wants people to invest in his idea to grow weed in a strip club on the moon

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 98 - The Woke REEEers

Sat, 25 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0400

We have an update on the guy who wants people to invest in his idea to grow weed in a strip club on the moon

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 97 - KISScast (PREVIEW)

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 23:57:09 -0400

I've got posters on the wall

my favorite rock group KISS

I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss

waiting there for me yes I do

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 96 - Dogshot Victim

Sat, 18 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0400

On this one we finally tackle the subject of Dog Poop

WFYM 95 - Duderonomy (PREVIEW)

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 08:59:00 -0400

Listen to learn the egg bag trick and what to feed your awesome andy Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 94 - Rocking with the Elf

Sat, 11 Mar 2023 08:43:00 -0500

Me and the elf smoked a pinecone

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WFYM 93 - Lady Blues Brothers (PREVIEW)

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 08:59:00 -0500

Doris stans DNI

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 92 - Snapchatter of the Year 2023

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 08:05:00 -0500

Json had to go to the hospital because he got a Minion bone stuck in his throat sideways

Bonus episodes and videos at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 91 - Dogging with Jack (PREVIEW)

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 22:00:06 -0500

We finally got to the bottom of the AR15 pizza bribes. Also Cooking With Jack has an old blog about how he wants to kill all the dogs in the neighborhood because the mailman got bit by a dog and started dropping the mail off at the front office of his gated community

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 90 - Yogi Doo

Sat, 25 Feb 2023 08:38:00 -0500

In this one we get deep into Buffalo Wild Wings lore

Bonus episodes and videos at: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 89 - Tomboys (PREVIEW)

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 03:13:10 -0500

We tried to find out if Daniel Songer died or not and to tell you the truth I have no idea

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 88 - Ernest Scared Poopless

Sat, 18 Feb 2023 20:26:04 -0500

On this one we read through the Kick.com Adin Ross superbowl chat and determine which copypastas we agree and disagree with as leftists

Bonus episodes and videos at: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 86 - Republican Sniper

Sat, 11 Feb 2023 08:30:00 -0500

Send all prayer requests to @BetrayedMan1990

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WFYM 85 - Louis Gourmand (PREVIEW)

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Carlos Santana was high on Freaking Crack at Woodstock

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 84 - Mid WADs

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 17:31:30 -0500

Those WADs would be lost to time if not for the foul deeds of their authors

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WFYM 83 - Sour Doberman (PREVIEW)

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 18:07:04 -0500

My cousin ruined my dab nail trying to hit meconium shatter he got at the hospital

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 82 - Freak Friday Freaky Friday

Sat, 28 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0500

What if you woke up in the body of the last food reviewer you watched and vice versa. Wyd would you do

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WFYM 81 - Scotty Allen Year (PREVIEW)

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 18:01:07 -0500

It hasnt been your scotty allen day your month your week or even your year

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 80 - RIP Tarvis Gentry

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 01:15:41 -0500

I am honestly so nostalgic for COVID

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WFYM 79 - D.W.’s Library Card (PREVIEW)

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 01:53:54 -0500

After finally getting her first library card, Arthur's little sister D.W. tries to check out her favorite book, with humorous results.

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 78 - The Boogie Promise

Sat, 14 Jan 2023 22:12:28 -0500

Chet reveals which part of his body he put down the shower drain

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WFYM 76 - Spit Sock

Sat, 07 Jan 2023 22:36:15 -0500

In this one we pontificate on the Pink Floyd naked ladies dorm room poster and what it would be like to hock into a sock

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WFYM 74 - Super Psycho Podcast (with @charliewinsmore)

Sat, 31 Dec 2022 01:08:55 -0500

Longtime friend of the show Charlie Winsmore joined us to talk about his new game Super Psycho Baseball, sex doll cleaning procedures and Limp Bizkit. If we ever made you watch the Second Life video where the old people yell at the elf for being onstage at the virtual strip club this is the elf

https://twitter.com/charliewinsmore

https://www.twitch.tv/charliewinsmore

Super Psycho Baseball is $5 on Steam:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2216960/Super_Psycho_Baseball/

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WFYM 73 - Rock City (with Spencer Krug)

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 20:31:11 -0500

This one is unlocked for everybody. Merry Christmas Spencer Krug (Sunset Rubdown, Wolf Parade, Moonface) joined us to answer an important question: what is better, wet food or dry food https://twitter.com/KrugSpencer https://www.patreon.com/spencerkrug http://spencerkrug.com/ https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 72 - Elf Requests (with Episode One)

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 23:03:00 -0500

We sat down with elves Rascal (@necrobranson), Tom Thumb (@charlesraustin) and Wingo (@intellegint) to give them our Christmas wishes to forward to Santa (Devin)

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/episode-one/id1269408057

For bonus episodes and videos:

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WFYM 70 - Cat Turd Bucket Hat (with Will Menaker)

Sat, 10 Dec 2022 03:02:31 -0500

We are concerned that your dad may have white guy dreadlocks

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WFYM 68 - Moomba Chupa Chup

Sat, 03 Dec 2022 21:32:46 -0500

We talked about Chet stopping the heist of the century and then brainstormed ways to scam the church fun fair

For bonus episodes and videos: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 67 - Colostrum Ice Cream (PREVIEW)

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 18:38:36 -0500

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us again to talk about Joey's World Tour and horny guys who stick their tongues

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 66 - Terrycloth Colostomy Bag

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 01:47:25 -0500

You breed dogs? That's disgusting

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WFYM 65 - LMNOP (PREVIEW)

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:01:01 -0500

Next time wont ou sing with me

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WFYM 64 - Devin

Sat, 19 Nov 2022 01:33:37 -0500

Tom couldnt be here for this one

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WFYM 62 - Poop Lessons (with @itswill)

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 08:00:00 -0500

Runescape legend itswill joined us to confirm some Chet lore regarding a pro Halo coach who never learned to poop

Follow Will:

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WFYM 61 - Birthday Whooping (PREVIEW)

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 23:33:36 -0500

We do the Mets voice a lot in this one and Aaron learns he is the subject of a terrible YA novel. Also note those correct ass Senate predictions

For full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 60 - I Saw Santa (with Jack Wagner)

Sat, 05 Nov 2022 09:28:00 -0400

Jack joined us again to talk about elf sightings and his new podcast Otherworld which is a Christmas podcast about elves and Santa

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/10/22/otherworld-podcast-wagner-ufos-ghosts/

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/otherworld/id1647611444?uo=4

WFYM 59 - Licking a Fresh Kong (PREVIEW)

Wed, 02 Nov 2022 15:34:18 -0400

We talked about what it would be like if a tapeworm got so fat that you needed a T-section

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 58 - Psych Nurse Wearing Babadook Costume to Work

Sat, 29 Oct 2022 22:56:10 -0400

We talk about whether you should wear a costume to work if you start your new job on Halloween and Tom and Michael reveal their methods for finding Facebook guys. One of the scarier ones

For bonus episodes and videos:

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WFYM 57 - Colonoscopy Meta (PREVIEW)

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:34:00 -0400

Montana B is a real article head

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 56 - My Oogachakas (with @lunch_enjoyer)

Sat, 22 Oct 2022 20:47:08 -0400

Patrick from Podcast About List joined us to talk about the tragic suicide of Bob Hope and the upcoming war between Liechtenstein and Naruto

Listen to Podcast About List and buy tickets to their Halloween show in BKLYN

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/podcast-about-list/id1446599902

https://www.swagpoop.com/shows

For bonus episodes and videos: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 55 - Adult Meconium (PREVIEW)

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 16:00:17 -0400

For full episode go to https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 54 - Gugu on Bubi (with @ZeroSuitCamus)

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 00:17:33 -0400

Hesse scared a goose to death and we all put bibs on and sat around a big table and ate it

Listen to Seeking Derangements:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seeking-derangements/id1503267615

WFYM 53 - Beebee Schwab

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 14:00:00 -0400

We took a deep dive into Encyclopedia Dramatica on this one

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

WFYM 52 - Wasps of Guam

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 19:12:13 -0400

Wiz Khalifa actually did play Black and Yellow at Bonnaroo that year. Chet was right

For bonus episodes and videos: https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 51 - Poison Ivy Bonfire (PREVIEW)

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 23:52:03 -0400

I threw my Livestrong bracelet in the trash when I found out Lance Armstrong had cancer

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

WFYM 50 - Poison Oak Houseplant

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 09:00:00 -0400

Steve Wilkos plays the bad guy on Jerry Springer

For bonus episodes and videos:

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WFYM 49 - Bird Bites (PREVIEW)

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 19:58:22 -0400

We talked about playing poker against a dead guy and how in the new patch birds are more aggressive now and they bite you

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

48 - Deals Corner

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 20:30:19 -0400

We talked about ways to save money at the grocery store and unearthed some trolling we did on a PUA forum in 2012

Bonus episodes at:

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47 - The Farking Wooters (PREVIEW)

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 20:42:25 -0400

Fark isn't an acronym. It doesn't mean anything. The idea was to have the word Fark come to symbolize news that is really Not News. Hence the slogan "It's not news, it's Fark." Fark was originally a word Drew became known for using online back in the early 1990s. He can't remember why, but his guess is that it was either to replace another F-word or that he was just drunk and mistyped something. He tells everyone it was the former since it's a better story that way.

Full episode at https://www.patreon.com/chapofym

46 - Kid (with @jakebrodes)

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 12:01:00 -0400

Jake from Pendejo Time is helping us pitch a Mikey Miles movie starring Christian Bale to Harmony Korine

https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/pendejo-time/id1544539869

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45 - Sit Down Air Tree (PREVIEW)

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 20:48:32 -0400

We talked about our most demonic prank calls and imagined a janitor-based reality show where every contestant is a clone of The Illuminator. Plus the queen thing but not too much

For full episode go to:

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44 - Herobrine

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Tom got in trouble with his aunt for saying he died from sucking his own dick on Facebook

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43 - Parent Fridge Phalanx (with Branson) (PREVIEW)

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 20:51:14 -0400

My parents are guarding the fridge

For full episode go to

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42 - Montana J (with Jack Wagner)

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Jack Wagner from the Yeah But Still podcast tells us about his experiences falling over in Turks and Caicos and going to knife throwing cowboy college in Montana and we tell him about getting reported to the FBI for making fun of a guy eating cat food with his mom on YouTube

https://twitter.com/jackdwagner

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/yeah-but-still/id1304627947

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41 - Alan Hunt but only when Alan Cumming (PREVIEW)

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Tom has a new fashion show where you can only wear shiny basketball shorts

For full episode go to:

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40 - Baby Lore (with Keith Buckley)

Sat, 27 Aug 2022 17:41:15 -0400

Our friend Keith Buckley (The Damned Things, Every Time I Die) joined us to talk about how weird it is to be raised Catholic and see people with art degrees converting later in life, discuss the confusing lore of Humpty Dumpty and examine Benny Johnson's controversial tenure as editor-in-chief of BoyPlay magazine

https://www.twitch.tv/officialkeithbuckley

https://twitter.com/deathoftheparty

For 3 bonus podcasts per month and secret extra videos go to:

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Ending song: Zakk James - Drake X Kanye West - The Cleveland Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrJGl7Wj7JY

39 - The Sphinx of the Imagination (PREVIEW)

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400

We talked about one of our opps having a meltdown and thought of the funniest stuff to do with your junk if Pompeii is about to happen and freeze you that way

For full episode go to:

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38 - Confessions of a Fly-eater

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400

Certain types of flies, which are rich in protein, are ground up and used in east African countries to enrich baked goods like crackers and muffins, as well as meat products like sausage and meatloaf. They also can be eaten roasted or sun-dried.

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37 - Me & My Gooners (PREVIEW)

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 03:22:40 -0400

We designed the ultimate custom basketball jersey, discussed scuffed gooncaves and did valuable extremism research into what white nationalists think about The Proud Family and Rugrats

For full episode go to:

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36 - Michael Jackson PlayStation Humor

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 14:12:56 -0400

We talked about T-Shirt Hell and discovered that people are still coming up with Michael Jackson jokes 13 years after his death.

For bonus episodes and videos:

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35 - How To Get Your Friend’s Cat In Trouble (PATREON PREVIEW)

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0400

We talk about Mikey Miles selling an iPhone with all his data on it, find some rare nicknames for LeBron James and brainstorm ways of messing up your friend's bathroom to cause discord in his house

Visit https://patreon.com/chapofym for full episode

34 - Generation Kappa (with @losdrogas)

Sat, 06 Aug 2022 03:14:53 -0400

We talked to our friend Jake (@losdrogas) about Reet lore, getting yelled at for playing Dance Dance Revolution upstairs and the relative merits of living in Northeastern Ohio. Aaron has a new idea for a bank.

https://twitch.tv/jakethasnake

For bonus episodes go to:

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33 - I Confuse Wombo with JibJab (with @boring_as_heck)

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 01:54:06 -0400

Stefan (@boring_as_heck) joined us to discuss fast food reviewers, Jeff Tiedrich, food poisoning and getting scammed by JibJab

Follow his stuff:

https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/blocked-party/id1442925390

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32 - Landscaper Breakfast (PATREON PREVIEW)

Sat, 23 Jul 2022 23:14:44 -0400

For more podcasts and videos check out our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

https://www.twitch.tv/chapotraphouse

31 - Bulletbraille

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:00:09 -0400

Gabhaimid leithscéal le haon éisteoirí Gaeilge a d’fhéadfadh a bheith ciontach. Gabhaimid leithscéal le Keenan Cahill, daoine atá ag fulaingt bulimia, daoine atá ag fulaingt le galair Lyme, léitheoirí Braille agus an fear Bulletball.

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30 - Schoolies

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 03:05:26 -0400

The Whiner Brothers: Two villains who use a radio station broadcast to make children whine and complain.

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29 - Milfpoacher Killed in South Africa

Sat, 09 Jul 2022 23:32:25 -0400

Devons eggs

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28 - The Very Excellent Mr. Dundee

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 14:42:38 -0400

Alright #FilmTwitter Will Smith just Crocodile Dundees Son at the Oscars. Best Movie Ever????

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26 - Japanese Fire Balloons Just the West Coast

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 22:42:50 -0400

we talk about everyone who ever died in a hot air balloon, RIP

25 - Poshmark Free Item Glitch

Sat, 18 Jun 2022 18:16:51 -0400

All 5 of us are on this one and Tom teaches us how to get free water filters for your refrigerator

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24 - Human Zoo ft. Nate Ruess and Drew Druess

Mon, 13 Jun 2022 21:35:57 -0400

Our friends Nate and Drew from Claynecast and fun 2 join us to discuss what it is like working with Young Thug.

Wondering where episode 23 is? Well it's on our patreon. Sign up there for weekly bonus content including podcasts and request videos. https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM

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22 - The Last of the Bart Simpsons

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 00:32:01 -0400

On this one we talk about how we were little pricks when we were kids

If you're wondering where episode 22 is, it's on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ChapoFYM we are doing that thing now where we are counting patreon episodes as regular eps. There's like 7 bonus eps on there already, and we do request videos there too.

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20 - Hey Fans! ft. COAbrah

Tue, 31 May 2022 23:54:30 -0400

Our friend COA (@COAbrah) joins us as we discuss our various Coolio stories,

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19 - Chet Schumacher

Sat, 21 May 2022 11:33:11 -0400

Everyone needs a Tammy, especially Chet who accidentally took mushrooms before we recorded

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18 - The Benevolent Pimp ft. Felix Biederman

Fri, 13 May 2022 11:46:28 -0400

Hey Our Big Brother Felix Biederman Joins Us And We Are Wearing Levis Blue Jeans And Basketball shoes Boots And Belt And Also Tucked In a Shirt

also I'm 99% sure it was a chocolate chip

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17 - forgot my reese’s pieces at the strip club

Sun, 08 May 2022 23:51:09 -0400

could you go look for them please i left them in a cup

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16 - Al Gore got MeTooed

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 14:52:25 -0400

title of this podcast is parody and non-actionable

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15 - They should have named him Rich Bezos

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:41:08 -0400

We list a bunch of names on this one

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14 - Saturday PrimeRib from Outback in Henderson Nevada 😃😃😃😃😃😃

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 01:00:33 -0400

It's me Chet here, I love the band KISS and hate punk rock

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13 - Feminist Netflix

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 13:12:23 -0400

Andy Kindler didn't produce "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" but he did make an appeance as the character (that was Andy Lassner), but he did make an appearance on her 90s ABC sitcom "Ellen" - just for fun

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12- What’s Up Rizzlers?

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0400

What would you do if you had podcasters as slaves.

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11 - Thumbnail This!

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 22:04:24 -0400

Very special guest Chet joins us for this episode!

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10 - Let’s All Slap Chet’s Belly

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:12:03 -0400

A farmer has Obama, some ribs, and some pussy and he has to transport them across them across a river...

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9 - 50 Yayo

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 17:36:23 -0400

I was smoking with Jonesy from Fortnite earlier and his vibes were lowkey chill

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8 - the first sapiosexual podcast

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 12:27:16 -0500

Tom was speaking from the void for like the first 8 minutes of this. After that he ascends to the realm of earth we know today and the audio sounds better.

We got to know each other better in this one.

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7 - damn u thicker than steving king

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 19:27:18 -0500

disclaimer: Tom tried Coke Zero Starlight when he wasn't hungover and thought it was actually pretty good

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6 - Scary Diarrhea

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 19:09:02 -0500

I was poisoned and we have enemies now.

We didn't explain on the episode who Vince is, so if you haven't seen him on the stream he is this guy we watch who from Ohio who is in a relationship with a sex doll

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5 - heyo peeps!

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 15:55:53 -0500

Chet got fired and Aaron saw a guy eating ass out of the window at work. https://linktr.ee/chapofym

4 - Clone Wars

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 15:44:47 -0500

Welcome to Talking Fathe, the wrap up show for an 18 hour live stream with people who just sort of mumble and have 4 TVs on in the background.

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3 - Hot Celebrity Gossip (Leftist)

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 15:55:20 -0500

In this one talk about all the hottest celebrity gossip, sports and gaming news, The Illuminator getting a vasectomy, Loville, and some other crap.

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2 - Yellowstone Joe

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 14:26:15 -0500

Full house for this one as Chet makes his podcasting debut. In this episode we remember an old forgotten Looney Tunes character, have a Need for Meade, and there was a good riff at the end but I forget what it was about.

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1 - Tea

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 15:26:11 -0500

Wow the first episode of our podcast. In this one we are in the kitchen cooking up takes and serving the tea. Chet wasn't available for this one because he was busy having a dream about forgetting his fishing supplies on a fishing trip and every one got mad at him. Probably nothing.

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