Bonus Features Podcast

Fun guy, crab ring goo and more bad jokes! Also, looking for someone to buy us some Go-Pro's for our next outing!! (and maybe some episode title suggestions)

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Episode 68: Broken Brains and Bumbling B's

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 16:31:53 -0600

Bare with us as this episode tries to be all about the "B's".... Broken Brains, Bare Boobs, Bundles of Brushstrokes by Bic, Jesus H. Christ!!

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Episode 67: This Episode Brought To You By The Letter "S"

Tue, 23 Jan 2024 17:03:48 -0600

Smashes and Cecils, Spiders and Stinkbugs... Smirnoff Sodas = Slippery Slopes... Suck on that Sally by the seashore. Deal with it Sweethearts!!

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Episode 66: Bloody Weather

Wed, 17 Jan 2024 16:32:05 -0600

We're about to get down and dirty in this TMI episode where only the strong will survive.

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Episode 65: Corrections and Confessions

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 16:10:22 -0600

Forgive us Listeners, for we have podcasted. Deal with it Sweetheart!!! (Also- send us your confessions!)

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Episode 64:Stacy Buttstuff

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 16:36:37 -0600

New Year.. Same content.. There is no escaping the Buttstuff.

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Episode 63: We’re Complete Trash...

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 18:22:47 -0600

Stop judging us and deal with it...

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Episode 62: This Episode Brought To You By The Letter ”P”

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 16:02:16 -0600

Here's one for you, mostly unedited for your earhole p-p-pleasures

Podcast Poems Picking Pieces of Paper out of Paper Pile Pizazz Ponytail Pepperoni Puke Pizza Rolls Points comma Bonus.... Probably More.

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Episode 61: Features With Fifi

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 15:25:06 -0600

Fifi takes over this episode and we realized that Fifi is the feature and Keri is just the bonus. This message has been approved by Keri.... aka the bonus.

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Episode 60: Hi! It’s Me, Margaret!!

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 15:18:32 -0600

Just kidding!! It's still just Keri and Fifi!! This week you'll hear about "Margaret" almost getting shanked by a real life dirt bag and then we COMPLETELY switch gears and talk about nervous belly blowouts. Hold on to your butts... until the sensor sees it!!

Episode 59: Spooktober #8

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 15:54:12 -0500

Have you ever been stuck in a laughing fit and you just can't get over it?? That may or may not have happened multiple times during this episode... Listen and laugh until you cry just like we did whilst recording. Custard?

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Episode 58: Spooktober #7

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 16:28:08 -0500

Moral of the story: Buy New!!! Houses, artwork, mirrors, furniture... basically anything a soul can attach itself to. Beep Bop Ba'Doop

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Episode 57: Spooktober #6

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 16:08:01 -0500

We finally remembered it was October and we've got some eerie stories for you this week!! Hope you find them Spooktacular!!

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Episode 56: Smiling’s My Favorite

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 16:30:14 -0500

Your pop quiz questions answered live not live on the air, right meow!!!

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Episode 55: Tamera?

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 19:07:30 -0500

Today's episode will pull on your heart strings and knock on your funny bone. With a near-death experience and more turd-fishing, you truly never know what to expect with this podcast.

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Episode 54: Brain Can??

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 16:37:26 -0500

Don't let the porto problems get you down...even when you're covered in brown.

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Episode 53: What’s Your Vagina’s Name??

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 16:55:07 -0500

Schitt's Creek?? Is It Cake?? Jurassic World?? Whatever your vagina's name is, hold it tight while you listen so you don't have tears running down your legs and be forced into doing the half naked walk of shame.

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Episode 52: WE’RE BACK!!!!!

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 14:09:12 -0500

We're finally back for an all new episode!! You can't get rid of us that easily.

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Episode 51: Golf At Your Own Risk

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:55:25 -0500

We've got golf, we've got anger issues, we've got fun words. Listen to us now!!!

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Sources: https://www.ef.com/wwen/blog/language/english-words-with-strange-origins/

https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/11-english-words-strange-surprising-origins https://www.dictionary.com/e/s/word-origins-make-you-laugh/#1 https://luckywrites.medium.com/some-unique-and-strange-origins-of-english-words-c0d251aa1171 https://list25.com/25-interesting-and-somewhat-strange-word-origins/

Episode 50: Butt Flush?

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 17:08:14 -0500

You are not going to want to miss this one!! Brings new meaning to hold on to your butts!!

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Sources: Mentalfloss.com & Wikipedia

Episode 49: Pocket Pod

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 17:41:20 -0500

Hope you have a big pocket because we are going to put our pod in it. Are you happy to see us or is that a pod in your pocket? Pod Pocket!!!

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Episode 48: ONE YEAR!!!! And Plenty Of Beer!!!!

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:13:17 -0500

Can you believe it's been a year?!?!? We're still talking about inappropriate things and having fun while doing it!! Cheers to more years!!!!!

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Episode 47: Fifi, the Movie Destroyer!

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 17:54:11 -0500

Calling your inner 1982!! Don't worry we weren't born yet either...... But movies never die, even if Fifi wants them to.

Episode 46: Open Mouth, Insert Foot.

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 17:29:03 -0500

We're Back!!! And better than ever... or are we?? Join us for a comical recap of our night out together and some other funny stuff too!!

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Episode 45: Squirrels and Strugglebites?

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 16:50:45 -0500

Lots of hilariousness in this one!! We've got dad jokes!! We've got dirty jokes!! We've got stories of bodily function mishaps. Squirrel.

Episode 44: Birthday Blues and Bedroom Poohs

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 16:28:45 -0500

How did we get here?? Beer and bad decisions, just like every great story. Listen to the episode, shop for your funeral attire and send us our next story!!

Episode 43: Anger Management

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 16:16:00 -0500

Is Mercury in retrograde? Yep it is and we are feeling it!!!! This one's a bit different... Deal With It, Sweetheart!!!!!!

Episode 42: What Hurts Worse Than Worse??

Tue, 30 May 2023 16:27:20 -0500

Holiday weekends equal a short episode.... Deal with it!!!!! We talk about fighting with siblings and the imagination of the youth.

Episode 41: Zzzzzap!!!

Tue, 23 May 2023 16:35:12 -0500

Zippity Do Dah! Zippity Zap! Keep on listening to all of our crap!!

Episode 40: Wow.... Your Face!!

Mon, 15 May 2023 16:45:38 -0500

These stories are going to make your face hurt. ... from laughing AND from cringing. Woofta!!

Episode 39: Concussional Damage!

Mon, 08 May 2023 17:14:53 -0500

Have we mentioned our kids are crazy? Have you tried grabbing an electric fence? Have you planned your own surprise party? The answers to all of these questions and more are in this episode.

Episode 38: That’s Gonna Leave a Mark

Tue, 02 May 2023 15:38:26 -0500

Whether it's a car accident, tripping over a shoe, a broken beer bottle or a glass full of gin, it's bound to leave a scar.

Episode 37: Teacher! Teacher! Teach me to Navigate!

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 16:16:29 -0500

In this week's episode we have teacher tales, getting lost tales and cows.... tails? Moo.

Episode 36: Emotional Damage

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 16:37:58 -0500

On the road again! Lots of drama and driving! Be safe out there!!

Episode 35: Losing Our Minds, Ourselves and Our Hoods

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 16:55:18 -0500

We've got some wild stories about having a terrible sense of direction and other car adventurers. Hold on to your maps!!!

Episode 34: Fick’n Payback!

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 17:41:30 -0500

Do: Get drunk in the Caymans. Don't: Hack other peoples accounts and leave your phone number. Do: Send us follow-up stories. Don't: Take chances with a buffet on the toll way.

Or do whatever you fick'n want but be sure to send us the stories afterwards.

Episode 33: Drinking = Great Stories

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 18:02:36 -0500

Hold on to your butts and your nipple piercings!! On today's episode we talk about Nashville, flashing the boss man and some wild weddings!!

Episode 32: Code Red!

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 17:56:03 -0500

Quick!!! What's the number for 911?!?! We've got a code red for all of the tangents this episode!! We are going to take you places!! Bring your wet towel!!

Episode 31: Cereal-ously

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 17:07:05 -0500

Hang on for some wild weekend stories and a history lesson along with a couple hilarious anonymous tales.

Episode 30: Introducing Frank

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 16:14:10 -0600

On this week's episode we have a guest speaker... Just kidding!! It's just Fifi... with a man voice!! Cheers!!

Episode 29: Awkwardness and Butt Stuff

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 17:33:19 -0600

Warning!!! This episode is not appropriate for anyone... Thankfully, it's still entertaining!! Enjoy our awkwardness!!

Episode 28: Sorry For Our Sins

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 17:01:22 -0600

This week we continue to be all over the place with our awkward stories and everyone else's. Say yes to the guy with flowers and no to attempted murder, say yes to farting on his manhood and no to pretend ghosts. WILD!!

Episode 27: A Bloody Bicycle, Nair Down There and Log Cutters.

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 17:36:19 -0600

Well we've said it before, you're in for a wild ride!!! Hang on to all of the things we are not sponsored by and listen to the shit people go through and decided it was a great idea to tell us all about it.

Episode 26: Theme? What Theme?

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 17:46:53 -0600

Back from the strepisode break, Keri still can't say words... Deal with it!!!! We've got celebrity encounters, birthday stories and that damn shit your children say that make you pee your pants laughing!! Enjoy this episode brought to you by Rusty Acres and the reason we can't talk or stop giggling. Cheers!!

Episode 25: Children: The Lovable Little Asshats

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:38:22 -0600

Join us to hear all about the awkward yet hilarious things our little asshats say in public and behind closed doors.

Episode 24: A Girls Camping Trip and Farts Ablaze!

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 17:55:47 -0600

Well we've got a case of the rambling man on this episode ... Deal with it!!!! Don't forget to send your stories to us for more epic episodes from your two favorite hilarious hosts!!!

Episode 23: New Year, Dead Deer!

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 17:27:24 -0600

Starting off the New Year with one Hell of an episode!! Keep your eyes on the road while you listen to this one. Cheers to the New Year!! Disclaimer: No deer were harmed in the recording of this audio broadcast.

Episode 22: It’s the Holiday Season!!

Wed, 21 Dec 2022 19:03:25 -0600

Happy Holidays to you and yours from all (two) of us at Bonus Features!! Here are some holiday treats for your earholes!! See ya next year!!

Episode 21: A Snack Attack And An Office Mishap

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 16:39:51 -0600

Listen closely for some hidden gems in this episode. You'll laugh even harder.

Episode 20: Wish Lists, Bad Gifts and First World Problems

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 17:15:42 -0600

Squirrels, Squirrels.... The squirrels are everywhere!!!!! I've got my butt.... Do you???? We've got some Christmas chitchat to get you in the season, some random thoughts with Jenny and of course our shining personalities to bring it all together.

Episode 19: Thanksgiving!!

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 12:44:39 -0600

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Lot's of Drinks, Turkey, Baths and Toilet Water.

Episode 18: Party Mom, A Sister’s Revenge and A Pillowcase Puker

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:51:24 -0600

On this weeks episode we talk about the shit that's in our episode title. Why do we need a description and a title??? Is anyone even reading this???? If you read this, send us a poop emoji on one of our social platforms!!!!! Why are we wasting our time!?!?!?

Episode 17: Chicago!!

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:10:18 -0600

Chi-town!!! We love you!! The feeling is probably not mutual but deal with it, Sweetheart!! We had fun in you... "That's what he said"...... Until next time, enjoy these stories.

Episode 16: Little Black Dress Update, I Need To Be Arrested, Porcelain Punisher and Jo Bros 4 Lyfe

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 17:32:54 -0600

We are at it again!!! Buckle up and hang on tight!!! Finally off of spooky season with some hilarious stories and our sense of humor to go with it.

Episode15. Spooktober #5

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 11:26:00 -0500

We are ending the spooky season right with this one!! Have you ever heard about the witch inside a person... because we have and we are ready to give a glimpse inside Keri's spooky life.

Episode 14: Spooktober #4

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 16:39:58 -0500

Hold on to your butts for another Spooktober episode!!! We've got the creepy crawlers and fake invasions to keep your earholes entertained.

References:

Insider.com

Smithsonianmag.com

wellesnet.com

Episode 13: Spooktober #3

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 17:27:19 -0500

We've got another great episode full of spooky stories. Stay tuned for the finale of the woman in black and maybe some entertaining fight club banter at the end!!

Episode 12: Spooktober #2

Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:24:37 -0500

Let's keep it going with spooky season. The man in the mirror is terrifying and the Woman in Black is back.

Episode 11: Spooktober #1

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 18:23:21 -0500

Spooky season is officially here!!! We're kicking it off right with a ghost in the mirror, Sushi is gonna sush me and the woman in black.

Episode10: Football And Fluids

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 13:19:33 -0500

It's our September football themed episode!! We're back at it with stories of inopportune moments of bodily fluid disasters.

Episode 9: A False Intruder, Tinder Gone Wrong and Rolling In The Deep

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:17:41 -0500

We're back for another epic episode!! Lots of laughs today with three more great stories. Stay tuned at the end to hear if our kids think we are old or cool.

Episode 8: A Stanky Strip Club, A Blackout To Remember and Shitty Shundies

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 16:58:34 -0500

Join us on a wild ride for episode 8. We start off forgetting how to podcast but by the end we are podcasting so hard one of us pees our pants from laughing. As far as we know, no strippers were harmed in the recording of this episode. Not responsible for your feelings... Deal with it, SWEETHEART!!!!

Episode 7: Movie Mayhem, Redemption At Deer Camp and Pop Pop Rent-A-Cop

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 14:53:04 -0500

We've got some great stories today! A girl who loves to scare the shit out of her sister, the truth behind the black eye and why you don't pick up extra shifts at work.

Episode 6: A ”Huge” Misunderstanding, Ice Ice Ketchup, A Shitty First Day and A Failed Hunting Trip

Tue, 30 Aug 2022 18:29:13 -0500

People!!! It's our first themed episode and it's all about firsts!! Be prepared to laugh your booties off!!! Please bear with us as we are still trying to figure out our theme music.

Episode 5: A Naked Man In A Bush, Hilarious Bedroom Stories and That One Time I Aided A Ten Year Old Con-Artist.

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 16:42:16 -0500

Fifi might still be hung over and Keri might still have the shakes, but join us anyway for another batch of hilarity whether it jumps out at you, happens in the bedroom or shows up crying on the street corner.

Ep 4. Stag Party Fails and a Methed Up Situation

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 17:10:53 -0500

Coming at you with a few more misheard lyrics! We're also bringing you some amazing tales of survival on the dance floor, panic in a back seat, and a neighborhood with a meth head. DEAL WITH IT!!

Ep. 3 What A Shit Show!!

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 18:14:06 -0500

This episode is the shit!! Literally, we find out what happens when the universe decides on our topic for us. It's a shitty situation. Somehow our banter and story submissions all collide to have the same theme. Enjoy!!

Ep. 2 A Crazy Weekend, Some Misheard Lyrics and A Big Ass Fire

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 19:03:49 -0500

Hope y'all aren't offended by some bad language because we're dropping bombs in this episode full of banter and blazes. Sprinkle in some misheard lyrics and you've got the most entertaining hour of your week.

Sources: Netflix's The Unexplained and Medium.com

Ep.1 Misheard Lyrics and a Couple of Drunken Nights

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 17:15:27 -0500

Hey!! Sorry about the loud laughing that might attack your ears!! We are still working on audio!! Here is our debut of misheard lyrics and two great stories for your earholes.

A Grand Introduction

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 16:04:15 -0500

Let the wild ride begin!! We are excited to bring you our brand new storytelling podcast. Every week you can expect to hear us tell some amazing stories, yours, ours and everything in between.

Send your stories to bonusfeaturespod@gmail.com to hear us read your hilarious, spooky, epic and scandalous tales.